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Famous "car guy" quotes.

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by TheRookie, Sep 15, 2009.

  1. Torque-Tube
    Joined: Nov 9, 2008
    Posts: 146

    Torque-Tube
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    "I'm not sure whether I'm an actor who races or a racer who acts." - Steve McQueen


    "Understeer is hitting the wall with the front of your car. Oversteer is hitting it with the rear." ...
    "Fireball" Roberts.
     
  2. 48fordor
    Joined: Jan 16, 2009
    Posts: 143

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    from York, PA

    The difference between understeer and oversteer is the direction the car was pointing when it made the hole in the fence.
     
  3. zimm
    Joined: Jan 22, 2006
    Posts: 802

    zimm
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    from iowa

    "let me out of the car cole"!
     

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  4. T Achilli
    Joined: Aug 25, 2009
    Posts: 239

    T Achilli
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    from walworth

    local stock car driver...

    There are cheaters and there are losers.

    Do you take the law seriously in this town...... the two preists in the red ferrari are flashers Burt Reynolds.....Cannonball Run
     
  5. dannyego
    Joined: Mar 12, 2008
    Posts: 1,387

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    2nd place is 1st place for losers
     
  6. jjsound
    Joined: May 27, 2008
    Posts: 424

    jjsound
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    hmmmm... i like that guy.

     
  7. jjsound
    Joined: May 27, 2008
    Posts: 424

    jjsound
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    i thought that was GMC...


     
  8. Rickdeluxe
    Joined: Jun 11, 2005
    Posts: 76

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    When Eddie Hill just put the first 4 sec ET on the clock the mph wasn't very high, his comment:
    Maybe it was too quick to build up any speed...
     
  9. mprice
    Joined: Aug 16, 2009
    Posts: 66

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    from Washington

    If it won't go Chrome it!
     
  10. yoyodyne
    Joined: Nov 26, 2008
    Posts: 855

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    "Streamlining doesn't matter. It's only going that fast for a couple seconds."

    Warren Johnson
     
  11. Paraphrased " Not advertising to save money is like stopping the clock to save time "
    Henry Ford
     
  12. Hyway Hauler
    Joined: Aug 31, 2009
    Posts: 670

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    "Second place is the first looser!"

    "Horsepower sells engines, but torque wins races!"

    "Built Ford Tough With Chevy Stuff"
     
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  13. Duration
    Joined: Oct 2, 2006
    Posts: 543

    Duration
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    from Wayne, MI

    "the engine doesnt know what name is on the valve cover" wadell wilson
     
  14. rallisracing
    Joined: Nov 3, 2008
    Posts: 199

    rallisracing

    From Stroker McGurk: if some is good, more is better, then too much is just enough....
     
  15. "You can't burn much rubber with a semi-infinite slab." -- Greg Hedding (sp?) U of MN, Mechanical Engineering student, late 70s or early 80s.


    (obscure heat-transfer engineering terminology as it relates to real cars and horsepower)
     
  16. realkustom51
    Joined: Nov 14, 2005
    Posts: 664

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    "You've just been passed by 40 H.P." - quote from probably some VW owner in California in the 60's.
     
  17. Scarynickname
    Joined: Dec 18, 2006
    Posts: 151

    Scarynickname
    Member
    from Toney, Al

    Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
    Jeff Spicoli
     
  18. The37Kid
    Joined: Apr 30, 2004
    Posts: 30,791

    The37Kid
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    "Shut the Damn Door!" Harry H. Miller's parrot
     
  19. Cruiser
    Joined: May 29, 2006
    Posts: 2,241

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    "My two favorite colors are black and chrome"

    Jerry Gaskill - Santa Maria, Ca
     

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  20. lamy_chop
    Joined: Aug 3, 2009
    Posts: 131

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    "chrome don't get you home, but flat black will always bring you back"
     
  21. tfeverfred
    Joined: Nov 11, 2006
    Posts: 15,791

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    Member Emeritus

    "Brotha can't drive." - Comedian Eddie Griffin after wrecking his producers $1.5 million Enzo Ferrari
     
  22. tjm73
    Joined: Feb 17, 2006
    Posts: 3,488

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    The correct quote is actually "Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black."

    Same sentiment though.
     
  23. unkledaddy
    Joined: Jul 21, 2006
    Posts: 2,865

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    Member

    "Man, that's sano!!"

    unknown
     
  24. unkledaddy
    Joined: Jul 21, 2006
    Posts: 2,865

    unkledaddy
    Member

    "Blow it out yer' tailpipe!!"

    Don Spratt
     
  25. Terry
    Joined: Jul 3, 2002
    Posts: 1,824

    Terry
    Member

    Hot Roddin' is a curse I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy

    -Ed Roth
     
  26. "As far as cheating goes, they'll never stop it. The only way it can be done successfully, only one person can know about it.”
    Smokey Yunick
    "Make that 11!" - Smokey Yunick, (while driving away with no gas tank) after being told his car was disqualified from the Daytona race for having 10 violations.
     
  27. mbmopar
    Joined: Mar 27, 2006
    Posts: 467

    mbmopar
    Member
    from Canada

    from Don garlits from drag race he was commentating at for TSN :

    Gasoline is for washing parts, alcohol is for drinking, nitro is for racing
     
  28. 2bridges
    Joined: Jun 12, 2007
    Posts: 35

    2bridges
    Member
    from NE

    fast,cheap,reliable........ pick any two

    unknown original author
     
  29. "After the third flip, I lost control............"
    [SIZE=-1]Don Roberts after crashing in the Jade Grenade at New England Dragway in 1975[/SIZE]

    It's true, I was there........
     
  30. Idlzruf
    Joined: Oct 24, 2009
    Posts: 93

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    Member

    "SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!!!!"
    "No muff to tough" Muffler shop sign
    "Left turn clyde"
     

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