Driving me "NUTS" !!!!

....well I tried.

 

What did the scotsman say about the steering wheel poking out of his kilt? It's.........

 

You're kidding, right?

 

A pirate walks into a bar with the ships helm all wrapped around his junk. The bartender asks....."hey Pirate, what with the wheel on your junk?"

Pirate says........"ARRGGGGG it's driven me nuts."

 

or maybe this