You can only drink so much saltwater before joining a forum

Got tired of drinking, so I figured I'd dork it up on the forum. Feel free to pummel the newbie as I have kept most of the stupid questions in my head but no doubt deserve a beatin!

 

i gotta be honest man most of the dork positions are taken as we have a healthy and thiving dork community here on the HAMB , but we can always use a few good dorks , welcome to the HAMB!..

 

Welcome aboard. Go get us some beers and by the way, the toilet's plugged again.

 

Hi from sunny(my ass!)Scotland.

 

See avitar.

 

See Spelling , and to think you missed it by that much!

 

LuV iT.

 

your a dork and so is your car.

 

Can you feel the love?