What UNUSUAL Sign do you put on your car?

Yes it's real and no it's not a mustang >>>>.

 

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I dig this sign!!!

 

AMEN! When you get down to it, it's a car. Most folks ARE respectful. To me there is nothing neater than the look on a kids face when you ask him if he'd like to sit in your hot rod. It's well worth the dirt he may track in.

 

Saw one in NJ that said "You Toucha my car, I Breaka You Face!! Had a license plate that read "Q Q Q Q "

 

In the back window of the Cad hearse I had 'FREE PICKUP AND DELIVERY'

 

i saw one on a bike,,,,,,avoid the beating, just get lost

 

Saw this at the Blessing of the Cars several years ago:

"This car is a sinner and is not to be blessed"

 

My other car is Old

 

I saw this one at a car show several years ago. It was on a Mustang convertible that had a surfboard in the back seat.

 

Small sign on the vent windows of my '72 GMC
"If you value your life as much as I value this truck - DON'T F**K WITH IT!"

Once I was volunteered to drive my elderly very formal Aunt to the bus depot to return her home (That's right a pleasure trip)
And while getting in the truck she stopped and read it!
I tried to stop her but she wouldn't!
When she reached the F-bomb I thought she would swallow her face


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That belongs to the super cool folks I bought my Shoeboxes from! BITCHIN' car! Always like checkin' it out when I go parts diving.

 

on the back of my model a "ask me about my smell"

 

I don't have any stickers or put signs on any of my vehicles.

Here's one I had to stop and take a pic of though...

 

Lots of people don't know what a Willys is at shows so I register my 33 Willys delivery as a Dodge-Rambler. People are happy with that because they have heard both brands before.

Next time you are leaving an event tape a large sign on a friends trunk or tailgate "LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLE". Of course there are several variations to this, just be creative.

 

Now THAT's Funny!

 

OK, this is not on my car, but I used to work at a garage that did lots of mechanical work for a crash shop. One day a car came in with this on the drivers side low on the windshield. I just had to take a pic of it!

 

I saw one on a bike that read, "Maybe I don't Like your bike either" kinda got a kick out of it....

 

The first post reminds me of this FS ad lol

 

Whoa! I remember seeing that in a magazine!

 

mine says... IF IT HAS TITS OR TIRES YOUR GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE WITH IT.

 

on the back of my s10 it said " no fat chicks i cant affored new rockers" and it had a picture of a truck draggin just on the passenger side.

 

Just have to add another; There's a really good show here every year, Colorado Mopar club. It's Mopar Only. They turned me away so I made a sign scribbled with bold sharpie,
MORPOUR POWERED. I double parked by the entrance but didn't register. Somebody questioned me, of course, but it never esclated to them actually running me off. Had a nice day visiting with a great bunch of people.

 

Spotted this at Bubba's place

 

I just go where I'm towed to.

 

lol

 

Yep, made that years event coverage. The next month the mag ran the same photo again and told their readers how that car burned in a shop fire shortly after I returned home from the trip.

 

Sorry it's not on a car but I figured some of you might get a kick out it. The funniest sign I've ever seen is on the garage door of one of our rental properties. My Dad put it there right after he leased it to the current guy. It's not in the best part of town and there had been some trouble with loitering late at night. It's just about 4"X4", and it's right beside the door handle. It reads,

"Anyone found here at night will be found here in the morning."

As the sign over the door proudly anounces, the business inside is an embalmer.

 

This is "The Coopster", its kind of like the Roaming Nome, it just appears out of anywhere. Don't know if you would consider this a "sign", but it somehow made it on the side of my Caddy when I walked out of Long John Silvers... I have such great friends and great parents

 

Had the thought of printing this up.
"What fu*king part about do not touch my fu*fing car do you not fu*king understand?"
Thought about the kids tho.
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Like I told the kid, "Your music's not too loud, it just sucks and so does OKC!"

 

I have always gotten a chuckle from this one...