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Barrett Jackson Drinking Game

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by h0twired, Jan 15, 2009.

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  1. h0twired
    Joined: Aug 28, 2006
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    Ever think about a drinking game with friends while watching the B-J auction?

    - Drink when Steve M says "restomod".

    - Drink when Amy Assiter touches a bidder.

    - Drink when Clint screams like a retard.

    - Drink when Ron Praat buys a car.

    - Drink when a Corvette crosses the stage.
    - Drink another if it has a 427.
    - Drink another if its red.

    Got any other things that will help us getting hammered on this winter weekend?
     
  2. slo60
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    drink whenever one of the comenters says something wrong / incorrect / not possible

    drink whenever Ferrari guy buys a car

    drink whenever spanky fiddles with his glasses

    drink whenever you get a make that is no longer being produced

    drink whenever there is a specialty car -- shelby autographed, 1 0f 1, prototype, not street legal/race use only

    drink whenever protectoplate is mentioned

    drink whenever hemi is said

    drink whenever one of the broadcasters says "Right steve? "

    drink on the fantasy bid cars

    drink at numbers matching

    drink at rotisserie restoration

    drink at factory appearing

    thats all i got at the moment... just here wishing i had cable and could partake...

    keith
     
  3. Mazooma1
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  4. Racewriter
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    I was loaded before I finished reading the second post...
     

  5. I think it should be Touch yourself whenever Amy touches someone ;)
     
  6. rd martin
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    you guys are a trip! thats some funny shit!
     
  7. SOCAL PETE
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    LOL! Sounda like a plan...and after this week I need a drink or two.
     
  8. kustomrace
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    O.k. I'll play.... Drink when they explain"hardtop"....drink on "well bought"...drink when they stall and explain why the car is underbid.....drink when someone taps out,and then returns for one more bid....drink when some douche is on the phone,looking into the camera and simling for the folks at home.
     
  9. Mazooma1
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    "....radio delete..."
     
  10. model-a-fan
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    Drink whenever I see Tony Sewart and wanna punch him in the face.
     
  11. Basically you're saying, "Watch it and drink"?
     
  12. Mazooma1
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    Steve Davis would be my choice for some smashed Chiclets
     
  13. slo60
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    its as good a reason as any-- on a thursday night...

    keith
     
  14. h0twired
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    - drink whenever the bidder is sitting next to a woman with a spray on tan, bleach blonde hair, leopard print clothes or is just desperately trying to look 20 years younger than she is.

    - raise a glass and drink whenever a bidder is with a girl 20 years his junior

    - drink whenever a bidder is wearing sunglasses while bidding

    - drink whenever a b-list celebrity is used to sell a car

    - drink whenever the word "patina" is said
     
  15. JAYNE COBB
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    that's about all I do when watching it Bob, I don't know why they wanna make a game outta it!
     
  16. tbraginton
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    Get totally plastered because they just announced that a 32 was the only vehicle you can build with only a credit card!!! Mustang...
     
  17. "HI Bob!" was funnier and also more entertaining.
     
  18. hotrodladycrusr
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    Great, now both my panties and couch are wet :rolleyes:
     
  19. poorboy
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    lol im blushing
     
  20. How about,
    drink-whenever they say "Totally Restored" for a car with billet wheels,leather interior,New Stereo w/CD changer in the trunk,hahaha!

    drink-when you see a guy wearing a Hawiian shirt...

    drink-when they say the word "documention"....

    HOLY SHIT! Did you guys see that guys 'Comb-over"!!!!!! Bidding on the red Vicky????
     
  21. 296 V8
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    Tell ya what makes me wanta drink. Every second that piece of shit is on TV, more and more people will be priced out of owning old cars.
     
  22. Have a half a drink (since we're all so cheap) every time Craig Jackson chastises the bidders and says something tasteless like...'Come on people...you're just not fully comprehending the value of this car people....you just aren't bidding high enough folks...' and such similar crap he says in his churlish way of attempting to make everyone in the room feel like they're so very blessed to worship at the B-J Auction's Alter to insufferable greed.

    A-holes and auction houses have damned near ruined the car hobby.
     
  23. slo60
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  24. I'm buzzed now!!:D
     
  25. flynbrian48
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    I'm loaded already...
     
  26. No Plan
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    That IS the funniest thing I have ever read of here!!!
     
  27. badger
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    I'm just gonna drink to ease the pain of knowing these auctions make too many people think their rotted heap in the back yard is worth $80,000 because "a restored one sold at BJ for that much", and we all know what that does to our hobby. :mad:
     
  28. Mazooma1
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    GREAT! Thanks, guys! Now the neighbor lady is pounding down the drinks!!!
    Hope you're proud of yourselves!

    [​IMG]
     
  29. kustomrace
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    She needs to quit I think their full
     
  30. That is the first time i've read the word "panties" on the HAMB,put up by a girl!!!!
     
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