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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Nads, Jan 8, 2007.

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  1. chopperkid13
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  2. I Drag
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    Well Benzine, if what you say is true about cars = fantasy women, and the resultant styling cues, I'm just going to put an Edsel grille on my next project and get it over with.
     

  3. you think you hate it now wait till you drive it
     
  4. THE ONE
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    Tri Five guys check it out for sale on epay "Custom 55 chevy Gasser" Check out the ass on this baby... Im speechless...lol Those rear spokes set it off.
     

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  6. THE ONE
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    Hey at least he has a hot chick. [​IMG][/quote]
     
  7. chopperkid13
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    I dont even think you can steer that car! I see so steering components what so ever. and if there was ever a fire in the car (more than likely to happen) you cant put it outcause all that eletrical tape :eek:
     

  8. :):)
     
  9. It looks like the sides were hand-carved out of bondo and painted with a roller. I should know, I've painted them with a roller before. But I never tried carving Bondo like a bar of soap.
     
  10. Zerk
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    What a wonderful phrase!
     
  11. zman
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    The least you could do is show both sides.... how can you forget it's a two door on the other side....
     

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    submitted for your disapproval
     

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  13. CaenanGray
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    Good stuff, wish I had a picture of some of the "Kustom" Jalopy's I've seen rollin' the streets here.....
     
  14. The"POPE"called,he's wondering where his"Popemobile" went to.:eek:
     
  15. Is it me or is that grille not even the same shape on both sides... and a little crooked... ? So is that rolled up piece of play-doh, or whatever it is, over the grille. It's a little deceptive because the sun reflection is off-center. I guess it just goes to prove the old adage, measure twice, trowel on the bondo once.
     
  16. fiat128
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    This is from craigslist in Sacramento. According to the guy selling it he spent over $1000 just on the paint.

    Ad says he'll "trade it for something of equal value". Hmm, I just made something of equal value and if he hurrys he can get it while it's still warm and floating.
     

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  17. My equal value item keeps drowning and getting lost in a whirlpool...
     
  18. I'll see your Datsun, and raise you a plow blade!-MIKE:eek: :D

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    this thang started out in louisiana in the 70s unless sombody else built one
     
  20. this thang started out in louisiana in the 70s unless sombody else built one[/quote]

    I've seen a lot of similar ones out here on the West Coast. @#$%^&* Hippies!
    As if they weren't already prone to tipping.:rolleyes:
     
  21. Clark Kustoms
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    from las vegas

    my dad is nuts.
     

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  22. fiveofeen
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    here is a new one I found, made me think of a hamber on meth building his own portable deer blind.

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  23. MUNCIE
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  24. BigDanF4i
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    That makes my penis sad
     
  25. ascenttm
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    from HERE

     
  26. Michael Murder
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    What's more aerodynamic than a box?
     
  27. fiveofeen
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    thats the least of the states worries with this heap... never known of any inspections, I'm guessin its titled as an s10 or something.
     
  28. Zerk
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    It would be slightly less heinous as a RP with a deuce shell. Or with the cab mounted COE style, and built as a plow truck. Or as a full van body made to look like a military vehicle, like a WWII CMP. Or as a decent parts truck, and just leave the body at Home Depot.
     
  29. Wow! Somebody hotrodded a mid 80's Fairlane!
     

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