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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Blacktop Graffiti, Apr 29, 2007.

  1. Blacktop Graffiti
    Joined: May 2, 2002
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    Blacktop Graffiti
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    These are my neighbors. God help me. Yes there racing. And yes I've tried it. Please help me.

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  3. fab32
    Joined: May 14, 2002
    Posts: 13,985

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    Drop a SBC in yours and kick their asses. Only sure way to quell an uprising is to use overpowering superior force.:eek:

    Frank
     
  4. kropduster
    Joined: Oct 19, 2005
    Posts: 681

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    ...and all without putting down the Busch Light! my kinda neighbors:D
     

  5. DirtyThirty
    Joined: Mar 8, 2007
    Posts: 2,396

    DirtyThirty
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    from nowhere...

    That one leaves hard! gotta watch for beer spillage, off the line...
     
  6. I think I have relatives in South Bend. This might explain something.

    You should try doing that with a Case 2090!!!!!
     
  7. It's been a long winter hasn't it???LOL People will race anything,when there is beer involved.:rolleyes:
     
  8. local sheriff clocked me on mine at 58mph. Good old Sears rider. He said the orange triangle was good to 20mph, and I'd exceeded that by a bit. Had to change the steering to get some stability, and the stock brake is useless.
     
  9. Chopped26
    Joined: May 29, 2006
    Posts: 358

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    I spun the rear end outa my rider pulling wheeles :( i better get A bigger one next time :)
     
  10. Builtforsin
    Joined: Feb 2, 2007
    Posts: 181

    Builtforsin
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    pics are even in drunk-o-vision
     
  11. Trucker Jr.
    Joined: Mar 19, 2006
    Posts: 134

    Trucker Jr.
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    from Fresno

    I like to stick random friends on them who have no idea how to drive them and wait for the laughter to insue!(This is La Comitita, a HAMBer! haha)
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  12. sxdxmike
    Joined: Aug 25, 2004
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    sxdxmike
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    haha my friends and i have done this many times. although none can lift the front quite that high
     
  13. F1James
    Joined: Jun 19, 2003
    Posts: 136

    F1James
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    My grandson just sold an old wizzard rideing mower he had put a 5HP honda on in place of the old briggs.He welded wheele bars on it and could go half a block on two wheels.He purchased a 18HP briggs hes working on now but I think it will be too heavy to get the front end up.I fix up and sell old mowers and all the kids in the neborhood come by asking if I have any mowers that will do wheelys.I say no mine just cuts grass.
     
  14. Flathead Youngin'
    Joined: Jan 10, 2005
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    Here, hold my beer and watch this......oh, never mind, I'll take it with me......

    hahaha.....when i worked at a small hardware store, we were a Troy-Bilt and Bolens dealer......me and the other fella my age (15) used to drag race them up and down the alley.......good times.....
     
  15. Goztrider
    Joined: Feb 17, 2007
    Posts: 3,066

    Goztrider
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    from Tulsa, OK

    I've seen entire TV shows dedicated to this type of racing. They've got classes and everything except big paydays. They race for pride and trophys.

    That reminds me of Tim Allen's "Lawn Chopper" from the Tool Time show with the motorcycle engine in it.
     
  16. Yo Baby
    Joined: Jul 11, 2004
    Posts: 2,811

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    That 2nd pic is a fucking classic.LOL
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    Wheels up,beer and cigarette in hand and not even looking where he's goin'.
    Whoever that is missed his calling.He shoulda been an Altered pilot!;)
     
  17. Frank
    Joined: Jul 30, 2004
    Posts: 2,325

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    Hank Hill would be proud!

    I don't ever remember having that much power in a stock mower to do that.
     
  18. ricknroll
    Joined: Mar 8, 2007
    Posts: 78

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    Yeah buddy, thats South Bend livin'!
    My buddy and I spent about a whole day doin' wheelies on a Teramite that he rented for some dirt moving. A backhoe makes for one helluva wheelie bar!
     
  19. Anybody need a Cub Cadet 1811 Hydro? PM me. No need to out yourself publicly.
     
  20. Kirk Hanning
    Joined: Feb 27, 2005
    Posts: 1,605

    Kirk Hanning
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    I have an accesory 3 grass bagger bins bolted to the back of my
    17 HP Sears riding mower. I couldn't wait to get them filled up so I could go in reverse then shift into 6th gear real fast and watch me ride a wheely for about 20 ft. It was real fun until she caught me doing it with my 10 yr old son on my lap. I think he liked it even more than me!
     
  21. junior 1957
    Joined: Dec 10, 2006
    Posts: 217

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    that is hilarious! just wait a few years they'll be covered with decals, wearing firesuits, and trendy sunglasses and tellin' everyone they are athletes:eek:
     
  22. Next they'll be on TV, oops too late,lawnmower racing has been on SPEED channel.:eek:www.letsmow.com
     
  23. publicenemy1925
    Joined: Feb 4, 2007
    Posts: 3,187

    publicenemy1925
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    from OKC, OK

    Lawn mowers and old milwalkee's best just go together.
     
  24. Moloko
    Joined: Dec 14, 2005
    Posts: 726

    Moloko
    Member

    Here is my friends hotrod lawn mower. It just blew the trans up last week :(

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  25. Just how narrow can you make a 9"?
     
  26. Tricknology
    Joined: Mar 9, 2006
    Posts: 546

    Tricknology
    Member
    from DETROIT

  27. Rader Rods
    Joined: Oct 14, 2005
    Posts: 38

    Rader Rods
    Member
    from Texas

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