There ain't no bums like Austin bums, I'll tell you whut. That bum's name? Doctor Knobchieze. And now........... you know the rest of the story.
Hahah, and thank God too. Sure makes it a fun place to visit and play, then I can limp my ass back home to Cowtown where the hippies have jobs and the bums are "just passin' thru".
Damn, that's funny. I was just upstairs talking to a guy here at work and he was telling me about the bums in Toronto and I get back to my desk and here's this little ditty. I'm still laughing. grumper
A friend of mine was sitting in his car at a walgreens sorting his shit out and a bum came up to his window and kept bugging for money. After about 3 different replies he said sure reached to his bag started unzipping it and the bum spotted the handle of his beretta sticking out said "oh shit" and hauled ass.
Ryan, I'm SOOOOOOOOO sorry, but I really needed those templates for MY A. I was only smelly, because I was working on my car all night and forgot to put on deoderant before heading to the shop (we all have at one time). I really appreciate you not doing all these horrible things to me that all these guys said to do.
Quality Bum sign material is hard to come by. That's fucking crazy! I was surfing a few years back on an empty beach. I had my backpack with towel, wallet, car keys, etc. sitting on a dune. The waves sucked so I was only 50 ft. or so offshore. I decided to head in and my bag was gone. I looked up and there were about 4 or 5 kids down the beach about a block and one of them had my bag. I do a full sprint. I guess the sight of a 6'3" freight train of anger scared them and they dropped the bag. They could've gotten away from me easy, but I'm glad they didn't try. Maybe one day I'll tell the story of when I was living in Chicago and my bicycles were stolen by some Cabrini Green kids. I got those back within about 2 hours- which is unheard of in the city usually.
Did he have tatooed knuckles that read "CK DELUXE"? Good to hear that Aaron is still into hot rods! Or maybe he's pissed that he ain't a moderator anymore!
I think this is so bizar I have to laugh. A friend of mine was chase down the street by a bum who was throwing stolen salt and papper shakers at her. She didn't know what to do so she kept running, one conker her friend right in the head.
he was a cardboard architect, in the most dangerous city(not proud of the title either) that shit don't happen wow Austin for #1 next year
Sounds Like A Decoy Trick What Else Is Missin..... Bum's Rush In .. Lucky He Did Not Run Into Traffic And Get Your Templates All Bloody.. Now Go Home And Do Not Go Lookin For Your New Friend... And Fix That Dist Problem.. Glad You Are Ok And You Did Not Have To Debate With The Law As To Who's Cardboard Scraps They Belonged To. 'mine " No Mine " Go Home Cuz You Have One
"Steal our stuff and we'll kick your teeth in." = Old HAMB "Steal are cardboard, we'll chase you down and call you fucker" = kinder gentler HAMB? Funny shit but glad you are ok. Bill
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