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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Acey_Deucey, Sep 13, 2006.

  1. hotrodsneverdie
    Joined: Jul 17, 2006
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    Hey Guys,
    Im in my senior year of high school and Im in need of a senior quote to accompany my picture. Im not exactly "smart" enough to think of a good one myself. Any good ideas?
    Thanks!
    Dan
     
  2. This should be good...here are a couple of my favorites:

    "I'm a cunning linguist"
    "I've never had a 10, but I've had 5 2s!"
    "What's another word for thesaurus?"


    Bryan
     
  3. DIRTYT
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    "whats in it for me?"
     
  4. All I ever wanted from high school was "OUT!!!!!"
     

  5. guiseart
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    Ass, Gas or Grass... nobody rides for free!
    (oh wait - flashback there)
     
  6. Splinter
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    "What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?"
     
  7. silent rick
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    chicks with little boobies try harder
     
  8. For real? I can leave and don't have to come back? Bitchin' :cool:
     
  9. ray
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    "Strength lies not in defense, but in attack"

    "The great masses of people, will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one."

    not original quotes, but a couple students used them and got in a little hot water over their source. i'll mail a nickle to whoever figures out the source.
     
  10. DrJ
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    "No matter where you go, there you are."

    (Buckaroo Banzai)


    “Think for yourself and question authority”

    “The universe is an intelligence test”

    “You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind.”

    (Dr. T. Leary)
     
  11. Kinky6
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    On the one hand:


    "That's right, son, go out there and get a good education; that's one thing they can't ever take away from you!"

    "Ahhh, who'd want it?"


    And on the other:


    "I've never let my schooling get in the way of my education."


    You might also try google for quotes from Will Rogers, an American humorist from back in the '30's. He could turn a phrase as if it was on a lathe.


    Later, :cool:
     
  12. "You're only gay if you don't take the money afterwards"
     
  13. I'm a senior too i'm thinking of using:

    "it's always better to be pissed off than pissed on"
     
  14. Sutton
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    I rember a guy used this one my year.

    "If it don't make dollars, it don't make cents."
     
  15. highboy_04
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    hey ray i'm gonna guess hitler.
     
  16. QQMOON
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    Love Many Trust Few & allways row your Own Cannoe
     
  17. Justin B
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    those who can't do, teach
     
  18. JimSibley
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    " Now how am I gonna waste the next 4 years?
     
  19. Petejoe
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    Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

    Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read.

    It is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

    Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything.

    Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

    Sam Clemens
     
  20. KY Boy
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    I cant believe I googled those quotes for just 5 cents...
     
  21. Who dares wins.


    .
     
  22. Cyric30
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    People are stupid, Your Stupid, Im stupid, Where All Stupid, It just depends on how much time we spend being stupid that makes all the diffrence!

    My Personal Motto
     
  23. Big Pete
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    O/T Ray I guess Chairman Mao.
     
  24. Mudslinger
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    Honestly I have no idea what just happened
     
  25. TRUCK_RAT
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    hitler said it so where's my nickel
     
  26. bcarlson
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    How about one of these:

    "I never work just to work. It's some combination of laziness and self-respect." - Harold Ramis

    "I'm too old to do things by half." - Lou Reed

    or

    "I am a part of all that I have seen." - Alfred Lord Tennyson
     
  27. TRUCK_RAT
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    from my dad:
    Remember son,"accidents cause people"

    from the immortal genius of jack handey:

    [FONT=Georgia, Garamond, Times New Roman]Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.[/FONT]

    [FONT=Georgia, Garamond, Times New Roman]I think a pillow should be the peace symbol, not the dove. The pillow has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have a beak to peck you with.[/FONT]​
     
  28. TRUCK_RAT
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    more jack handy

    If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say "How do you figger that!" real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk.

    [FONT=Georgia, Garamond, Times New Roman]Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.[/FONT]

     
  29. TRUCK_RAT
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  30. My favorite quote; "Rule 1 applies"



    rule 1: Fuck em, just fuck em
     

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