I guess I need to get in the spirit and add some lights - but not any flashing red and blue ones. From a next door posting: To all of my neighbors, I don't mean to be a Grinch, however... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together!! Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police. I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
Protip: When entering one of those contests at work, don't just tape a mirror to your sweater. The boss disapproved.
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