52 Chevy wagon.

have had 2 offers of blondes, one was not natural, the other was Supernatural.

 

our first date was a paranormal event. can't talk about it as I am sellin' my story to The National Inquirer

 

they won't pay unless I have pictures. and everybody knows that you can't take a picture of a ghost.

 

a guy from Liberia has a special camera that he wants to sell me. he said it will capture ghostly images. I have to send him WalMart gift cards. is this a scam?

 

I have sent the gift cards and am waiting for the Camera. look for the issue of Nat. Inquirer, they said i'd be on the cover.

 

Camera has not arrived. I'm starting to worry.

 

i think i was skimmed. thats not as bad as being scammed, it means you lost less money than in a scam.

 

i was flimflammed.

 

National Inquirer wants there deposit money back. i already spent it on the special film the guy was selling. if i start a Go-Fund-Me page will you guys contribute? or, you can just send a check right to my house, address is........

 

no one has sent a check or a sympathy card, bunch of cheap bastards.

 

check GoFundMe for the address. please nothing under $100.

 

must sell. baby needs a new pair of shoes.

 

my baby is 22 and has big knockers!! i'm talkin' stilletto heels baby!!

 

will include a chevy bigblock engine. 366

 

it may even be rebuilt. probably ran when parked.

 

an old man i know says he remembers hearing it run.

 

the 366 has gone to the big junkyard in the sky.

 

the six poppers are next on the list.

 

just waitin for the price of scrap to raise by 2 cents. then Everythings going!!

 

Fuck!! scrap went down.

 

sold 3 6 cylinders.

 

scraps down again.

 

i just can't win, traded the 6 bangers for a 4 drawer file cabt. picked it up, brought it home and the lock is pushed in with no key!!

 

i will be more than willing to trade this car for a good home cooked meal. must be at someone elses home, and served by a matronly, chubby gray haired older women that looks like my x-wife.

 

thats what she looked like when i married her.

 

looked like a model after we divorced.

 

I heard she's been asking about me.

 

only about my income. don't nobody here tell her you bought stuff from me.

 

Hell, nobody has bought shit from me!!
Ok, a couple guys did , and I thank them.

 

have lots of time now to sort thru stuff. found i have way more than i can use. I'm talking about canned beans now.