Totally OT, but funny: World's Worst Tattoos

It's funny 'cause it's true.


http://savemanny.blogspot.com/2006/05/gallery-of-really-bad-tattoos.html

 

How stupid can you be ?

 

That's great. Have you read the story about the nigerian scammer that got tricked into getting a tattoo?

http://www.419eater.com/html/okorie.htm

 

Man! for the first time i dom't even know what to say!
CLAY THE F____ AIKINS!

 

Mr. Cool Ice???? what the fuck? hahahhaha

 

WOW!

 

I like the irony of the Hulkster on the back fat of some dude.

 

If "Mr. Cool as Ice" isn't all Sharpie I'll eat my shoe.

 

Is that a bad Sonny Bono... or a really bad Will Ferrell?

Pee Wee Herman... classic. I can think of a more ironic spot for that one too.

 

Don't you mean Ron Burgendy?

 

My cousin is dating a guy with a really shitty skull and crossbones that say's
"Bad Boy for Life," it's gonna be really cool when he's 60.

 

I wonder what a day in the life of Mr. Cool Ice is like? Probably EXTREME!

 

I used to work with a guy who had a swastika and "Remeber the Alamo" Nothing like misspelled ink! We called him Dumb Danny.

 

This is hilarious. What a dipshit.

 

and to think, people paid to have this done!!

 

Now that's funny....

 

Yeah but not every body can have cool tattoo's like me!

 

Man, I just red tht hol thng !!!!

WOW!!!hahaha

 

most of those besides being crappy subject matter are extremely crappily done. Michael jackson and some kid WHat the crap were you thinking?!!

 

This is great. Classic.

 

what ever happened to the guy who posted his "nothing like a good skull tat on the neck to tell people fuck you." or something along those lines, definately ranks up there with genuine stupidty.

great story about the scammer.

 

I enjoyed every bit of that.......thankyou ;-) hahahahahaha

 

All I know is that Mr. Cool Ice is chillin' the most.

 

if i saw mr. cool ice on the street, i'd walk up and punch him between the eyes...

 

I just read that whole thing, I almost feel vindicated.

 

mr.cool ice is something else. hanging around in the hardcore and punk scene you see a lot of reallly realllllllly bad tattoos.

here's the back of MCI. notice the sunglasses on the back of his head.

 

Look at the guy in the lower right going...

"JEEEZUS CHRIST!!! HEY BITCH, IS IT TOO LATE TO GET MY MONEY BACK?!!!"

 

Hahaha...Mr. Cool Ice's tattoos are ridiculous, but look very well done. The black on the forearms is super solid. No covering that up.

 

When I used to hang out at my local shop there was some really bad flash on the walls. There was this one of a Half Skull Half Chick face with a rose in it's teeth. We always joked that if someone picked it out off the wall they'd get it for free because it was that bad.

 

This guy should have his own websie or yahoo group or something. I'd love to hear what he has to say.

EDIT: evidentally he's already been on German TV! Gotten more tattoos since then

http://cruft.starblind.net/bad_tattoos/coolice/zakarias-nowak_mrcoolice.mpg

someone claims to have translated a bit:

"I put Cool und Geil (wich roughly could be translated as: Cool and Cool, wich is stupid of course) on my card for mutes"

He spent 4000 Euros (!) on his tattoos, and he has a fetish for skulls, but the tattoos couldn't be too violent. At home, he likes order, discipline and simplicity.

host: "Hi Thomas. You want to be called ice. Why ice?"
Mr. Cool Ice: "[...] Because Mr. cool always seemed ... rather cool to me, and ice because i really love Vanilla Ice, so i added the word ice."

He asked a T-Shirt shop to create the logo with Corel Draw.

"What the fuck was that?? Didn't really understand most of it apart from he's called himself mr Cool Ice and got it tattooed all over his body and printed on all his clothes, he likes things really clean and really likes sex a lot. Oh and he goes to the gym the whole time and would love to meet vanilla ice some day... strange, strange man"


OK I gotta stop, but there's this website that translates those chinese characters people insist on getting tattooed on them. This one means 'abusive husband pimps me out'. Did she know that's what she was getting???

http://www.hanzismatter.com/2004_12_01_archive.html