Technical God help me im sooo lost

Somebody help me get out of this place! It is like Ground hog day and de ja vu all over again combined!

 

You know we really don't have to keep coming back here. Do we? Oh wait....

 

It’s like watching a bad movie
You keep watching hoping it’s going to get better but it never does and after that you think well at least the snacks were good

 

I feel like Alice down that rabbit hole...............

 

Hey, how did you get a picture of my mother-in-law?

 

Thats where I keep our freezer, ya wanna see? This really conflicts the neighbors wife as she is clearly torn between leaving as quickly as possible and seeing the contents of the storage shed. I unlock the door and it opens with sound only rusty ,century old hinges, can make, we step inside and turn on the light, as I'm doing this I can't help but notice the outline of a gun under the neighbors shirt, he sees me looking and gives me a weird smerk. I'm thinking "hey stupid, how are you gunna draw that gun in a confined space, with your wife hanging onto your arm?" I get the keys for the freezer and slowly unlock it, I raise the lid about three inches and the wife leans in for a closer look, at that point I throw the lid open and scream"SHES NOT IN THERE" the woman jumps at least a foot and then in a normal voice, I say, "like I said shes at a seminar in Seattle My cell phone rings, its my wife.asking whats the emergency are you ok are the dogs ok I said we are all fine but our neighbor Barb wants to talk with you, I hand the phone to Barb and she asks my wife a couple of stupid meaningless questions, she hands the phone back and my wife says "WTF was that? I looked them both in the eyes and said "the neighbors think I killed you and put you in the freezer"

 

Winter hasn't been starting in this part of Wisconsin the last few years until well into January, then lasts into April.

 

Everywhere you go.........there you are!

 

The worst is when you think you are trapped in a Dilbert cartoon

Gary

 

A couple weeks later...and no response from the original poster. I wonder if he ever reset the distributor 180 degrees?

 

My guess is that he doesn't even know what a distributer is. Probably thinking, "how would one go about resetting my beer distributer"?

 

Speaking of Beers, I'm enjoying a Narragansett with some corn chips. I hope I don't have to go pee. I don't want to miss anything...

 

I just called the number that he left in the original post, let it ring until the voicemail answered, and then left a message that was more unintelligible than the greeting I heard when the voicemail answered. I suggest you all do the same.

 

The guy has 7 posts and 9 likes. Figure that one out if you can.

 

He's probably waiting for the answer to his tech question to appear in the next edition of Hot Rod magazine, remember those.

 

Sorry, I wandered into this thread by mistake......i'm sooo lost!

 

I've never seen a rabbit with a pancake on it's head. Granted, I haven't seen EVERYTHING, but why a pancake? Why not a distributor?

 

a distributor on a rabbit? that would be silly........

 

^Unless it was a Volkswagen Rabbit, of course.

 

Now turn it 180 degrees

 

This thread is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going, and going...

 

Problem solved, it was 180 out.

 

Ok God Damnit ! I'm looking for the wooden stake or the silver bullet Or whatever ....Die you MF Die!!

 

No, no, no.......he meant why not a distributor with a pancake on it?

 

Would that make it a flathead distributor ?

 

Why not a bunny with a cylinder on it's head. Wait, that's a piston.

it's been a long day

 

Nope- that'd be a flapjack distributor....

(Note to self - stop replying to Pancake Headed Rabbit Dist. threads on the H.A.M.B. At 3:45 in the AM...)

 

With only one flapjack, that would just be ‘possession’.......it would take a stack of flapjacks to be a ‘distributor’...

 

Who remembers the thread by a newbie at least 10 years ago ? "what is my Jack called ?"