The Jalopy Journal
The Spinach Monster looks sicker and sicker every year, Marty. Try not to grenade the engine / transmission / rear end before the HAMB drags this...
Glad to see you weathered the spell. We have ALL been thru it, brother. The important thing is that you have come out on the other side and are...
Oh God...that hurts just to look at. I hope he had some good insurance.
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