The Jalopy Journal
Hey, just wondering if there is anything happening in Maui between July 7 and 16? We're taking the kids over for a holiday, couldn't see anything...
Chopsticks quicksticks, 4" min
Here's my 46 chev 2 tonner...
Designing around problems, takes so long.
I have a buick (Holden in Oz) in my ford, and its a V6!! I get a few comments, and invariably they're from wankers who drive their wive's grocery...
Sometimes it works out. I caught some teenagers in the neighbours car, tackled one and he spent the night in the slammer, nothing taken (no...
The older I get the faster I was Fossils' exaggerated car stories Bumper bars!... Luxury!
Make sure its straight. Took a 9 inch home once, found it was crooked and i would have been drivin around in circles:)
My welding machine has just cracked a stiffy!!
you get dragged to the naturopath who cant figure out why they find paint thinner in your system You've actually drunk petrol when syphoning a...
Wives & girlfriends prefer benchseats... no handbrake digging into their ribs :)
I put a volvo diff in my 27T, disc brake, unbreakable and the right width. Free too!
I tried to make a scoop but instead made a mess, so I emptied an olive oil can from the kitchen, cut the end off at an angle, cut a hole in the...
Hey sit down in the front will ya, I cant see it either!
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