Yes indeed... Yes indeed...

SoCal SS.......priceless

 

that's what I thought too

 

I'm afraid.......yet mildly aroused.

 

Out of knowhere...

 

I call Bull Shit

You see Everybody is Somebody even of they are a No Body, and Everybody is from Somewhere if it is No Where.

So it begs the eternal question
How can you be in two places at once when you are really nowhere at all?

 

WTF, I got it. Maybe it WAS too much beer..........

 

Um..and make note of whose truck that is.

I would part with the second born to hit the LSR with the Knowbodys

 

Why am i feeling confused, much like reading a Dr Seuss book?

 

The HAMB is a collective of hotrodders that know everything there is to know. Some might call a collective a "body". Therefore I must deduce that the "Knowbody" is the ultimate portrayal of the HAMB. Its either that or that last beer is kicking in....

 

I'm certainly not one of them 'Knowbodys'... More like a Nobody.

But I will be at the Lonestar Roundup. Lord willing, my brakes will work and I'll make it there in one piece.




Malcolm

 

My Dixie Wrecked

 

I KNEW......This was a Cult!
Follow your intuitions an suspicions, they are most likely correct....

 

Yep.....and it's way too late to get out now! Put on your Nikes and drink your kool aid!

 

I dont know of any mass suicides from drinking beer, there have been many from Kool aid.

I will stick with my beer. I may not be headed to Texas but I'll drink like I'm there.

 

Malcom, that is one fine rendition!
LSR eh? Must be worth the nickel.

 

Isn't that a country song?

 

I've always been a nobody but I used to know a knowbody. He was a pretty Honest guy, even if he wasn't.

 

Wahooo, bona fide sport and entertainment ..... Im off to get me some popcorn

 

Am I the only one who finds this entire statement ironic? lol...

 

Welcome back to the KnowBodys. Missed you guys.

Now, where are Them?

I just wish we could start another WWW thread...

I miss the controversy.

Cosmo

 

I fixed your truck and there's a shiny new brick in it for stopping... can I have some of the drugs you're on now?

 

since we are in the way back machine...this actually makes sense to me


from Germ years ago....


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HAMB STUFF?

FOR the MEMORIES..

It's weird to think that there were LESS then 40 REGULAR POSTERS? maybe even LESS.......
I need to HIT the PIPE, and finish this SILKSCREEN I been working on in the AM HOURS..........

#1) AARONS PRE CKDELUXE SUICIDE DRIVE, with SHIFTER ALEX. saving his ass with a LOVE call on A CELL PHONE.....

Then FAST FORWARD to the DRUNK DRIVING EDITORIAL..

and then the TIME before CKDELUXE,,,,,,,,,, I ALMOST choked him out at PASO for TOUCHING my CHICK...then he told me he was a MAGAZINE EDITOR..... doing a NEW MAG with MIKE NESS called HOTRODDELUXE.........
Then the DISAPPEARING paint ARTICLE I did 7 PAGES, with the promise at 150 bucks PER PAGE............
THEN his PHOTO SHOPPED COCK......... was OVER the TOP......

#2 MISS KITTY SUICIDE BY PILLS... with MCPHAIL pulling a " FUCKASS GERM" and TELLING her to DO IT..... cause LIFE SUCKS ANYWAYS......Then me ASKING MISS KITTY to send me some ZANEX in the MAIL..............

#3 FAT KID??? WHAT a RULER he WAS.....
HE POSTED.. CAN I MAKE A HOT ROD..?

#4 MIKE NESS reading PEOPLE saying HATER SHIT about him on HAMB and then CALLING COLE to tell him that if he EVER MEETS "DUSTIN" he's going to RIP his THROAT OUT,,,,,,,

#4 Me and SPANK smoking the joints in SETZERS merc... and me and SNAGGLE going to jail in PASO.... for a FIGHT "DEMON" started outside SHIFTERS party............over a 97 some DEACON owed him, and come to find out the guy he knocked out wasn't even a DEACON...............

#5 Me being a FAGGOT and talking to HETFIELD in PASO for an hour and a hALF while SHORTBUS takes pictures, and me NOT knowing who he was...... he wanted to BUY a ROADSTER......and for some reason we talked.......

#6 THE FIRST HAMB PICNIC, when we had LESS then 100 PEOPLE on the SITE and we PUSHED the ROACH ROD off the TRAILER so sam COULD go for a RIDE... SHAG and KENNY drove 4 hundred miles to eat BURGERS...
EVERYONE was NERVOUS when I came,,,,,, but they figured out I was a BIG FAGGOT pussy.............like ryan said i was.......

#7 NOT being able to post PICTURES and having to EMAIL them back and FORTH then LOSING email ADDIES, and PICTURES

#8 Fucking with MR BILL on ROUNDTABLE BOARD, and him CALLING my NETWORK ADMIN at my STATE job, by tracing the I.P. number........... and LYING out of his ass... saying I sent him CHILD PORN, and THREATENED to KILL HIM........then he decides that.linking them to HAMB.....would further his cause.......... my NETWORK admin CALLING RYAN,,, and RYAN saving my JOB,, by saying I never gave him any problems,,, something like that...........

#9 SEEING "TELECASTER6's MODEL A SEDAN.... still a HAMB HOT ROD, for HISTORY,,,, BITCHING CAR... anyone have any OLD PICTURES of the KIDS HOT ROD??????

#10 BULLYING JIM A when he was REDONDO RODDER..... GOD we RUINED you JIM............

#11 THE TUCK and SPANK wars RULED......

#12 THE OLD NETWORK we had with MYSTERY HAMBERS,,, like "HARVESTER OF BONDO"... and all the STORIES we SHARED.. the TIME RYAN ACTUALLY "LAUGHED" when I made the POST about REAL MEN HIKE HILLS and GET poison oak on their COCKS to FIND OLD TIN.........The BLUE BIKE SAGA...............

#13 the SUBLIMINAL: car PICTURES the SACTO BOYS, and SAN FRAN boys use to POST with HIDDEN OBJECTS in them... some NEVER even were NOTICED, things like HELLS ANGELS jacket, MACHINE GUNS, BONGS, DILDOS, NITROUS TANKS, etc etc,,,,

#14 for ME... WORSHIPPING the articles and MIKE BISHOP and JIM AUGST's written stuff, then FIGURING out who was who...

#15 the PERSONAL WORDS C9 sent to my house that he WROTE in a BOOK, to me for CHRISTMAS,, I got the CHILLS... when i read it..........

#16 THE PRESENT all the FELLOWS made for me for my FIRST TRIP to B-ville,,, the PISTON,,,,, etched, and the ROD from the DON GARLITTS dragster from the VEGAS crew...

#17 ME sending a SET OF FENTON MOPAR HEADERS to a HAMBER-LURKER,,,, to TEST FIT, on TRUST,,,,,, NEVER got SHIT back,,,,, thought I was ripped off,,,,, 1 and a 1/2 years LATER 750 dollar check shows up in MAIL BOX, with LETTER of JAIL, losing house, wife LEAVING,,,, INSANE,,, but came through....

#18 SEEING dustin GROW UP from a fat rockabilly dumbfuck,, into a SLIM ROCK AND ROLL MACHINE and building a roadster......

#19 KILLER ratting on me for BEING "LOWBOMB" after RYAN banned me,,, he emailed me like we were friends.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

#20 DENNIS MCPHAIL sending me some real TATTOO DRAWINGS for my NEW HOUSE....

#21 DEUCEBOY 32's GRILL SHELL I need to STEAL...

#22 (TM) shit, and "JUST LIKE THE 50's BRO........................

#23.. SPEEDFREAK......

#24 DR.J getting LIBERAL... SO fun.. his BALLS hanging out as he poses on his TRUCK bed....

#25 DESOTO and 286merc,,, BRAWL

#26 THE ARRIVAL of DAVE HILL to ARGUE with us...

#27 SEEING MOST of the OLD "HAMB HATERS" and SHIT TALKERS from other boards,, JOIN our SIDE and ACTUALLY have FUN HERE..........

#28 MEETING ELMO-RODGE the "HAMBER"........ WHAT a GREAT GUY...

#29 meeting a MILLION HAMBERS,,, who want to KILL me over something I FORGOT I even SAID to them..... and then getting them WASTED...and becoming friends......

#30 SEEING TOKYO... FIGURE out "PASSION"

#31 NOT GOING TO HAMB MEETS...... cause i'm afraid of men and afraid of TALKING to strangers......

#32 FOILED AGAINS email that made me think for once about LIFE.....

#33 The Chick who is building a 53 ford and needs a set of FENTON headers for her 6cylinder.. we cross paths everywhere....

#34 the EMAIL from "KID ROCK", saying YO DUDE, you INSANE, your SHIT be FUNNY,, stay up, BIG PIMPING, ROCK STYLE, for the BITCHES in da trailer hous,,,,,, HOAX???? well maybe.......... but I laughed......

#35 SEEING kid ROCK wearing a JALOPY JOURNAL shirt??? INSANE.......... HOAX??? not HARDLY

#36 WATCHING CAR CLUB DRAMA,,, the MOST AMAZING things get thrown around...

anyways....

FUCK IT...
Cole has some NEW SHIT BREWING, and MY HEAD is SPINNING around thiking about the OUTCOME, of COLES brain, and the WAY it makes that DRUNK NEGROE inside me, come out and SHINE and smile.......

HELLFIRE666

GERM

 

^ I had just finished reading that thread right when you posted that!

 

So lost...

 

Laughing so hard it hurts!

 

What the heck is that anyway? I didn't know we could customize those things.

 

Us mere mortals cannot.

 

Only if you're "special", and with "excellent connections". DD

 

sure you can! see mine says Alliance Member<<<<