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Hot Rods NAMING HELP: Not For a Car......For a TV SHOW!!!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by KIRK!, Jan 27, 2010.

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  1. A Boner
    Joined: Dec 25, 2004
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    AMERICAN HOT RODDERS......."America's original recyclers"
     
  2. jasone
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    Just stealing here, hows about "Traditional Rods & Customs"?
     
  3. A Boner
    Joined: Dec 25, 2004
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    A Boner
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    HOT RODDING across the U.S.A
     
  4. A Boner
    Joined: Dec 25, 2004
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    A Boner
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    Fancy cars & Lawn Chairs
     
  5. Jordster
    Joined: Oct 25, 2009
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    I like "Driven" and "Blood, Sweat, and Gears" from earlier posts, but I like Mike Rowe best.

    Just call it "Cars! w/Mike Rowe" and I'll DVR it til I'm otherwise useless to society. Isn't he single? :D
     
  6. Ummm...the wife just said...why not call it....

    Elbow Grease
     
  7. Car junkies and Their junky cars.
     
  8. SanDiegoJoe
    Joined: Apr 18, 2004
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    Fuel - Air - Spark
    Television

    FAS TV​
     
  9. 76ironhead
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    How about what did i stick my finger in, that would make me stop and watch
     
  10. 51 mercules
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    Kar-nation,Car to Car,Wheels of Fun?
     
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  11. Make the host Joey Grecko from Cheaters
     
  12. Grandadeo
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    "IdleWild Boulevard"

    Or for something with a Redneck flair:

    "Hey Watch This"
     
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  13. 50stude p/u
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    Isn't "exibition of speed" something they can charge you with? I think it would be a cool name.

    Sorry if it's already been said, it's hard to go through all the stuff on an iPod. I'm too lazy to go downstairs. :)
     
  14. Blood , Sweat, and Wheels
     
  15. Gotgas
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    from DFW USA

  16. Hoptup Jalop
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    How about "The Not So Traditional Car Show"
     
  17. McFly
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    I like the suggested:

    Speed & Style TV

    or

    Iron Age
     
  18. terd ferguson
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    While everybody else is trying to think up more show names, let me be the first to take advantage of the situation. My project, King Of Trucks must be on your show. Here's why...

    It's a '55 second series being built entirely by myself in my one car garage/driveway with stone age tools and technology. It is being built in the traditional style the way my daddy did it in 1959. It's still very early in the project phase, I just got it running and driving reliably, all the best parts of the story are yet to be written. I am building it as a tribute to my dad and his truck (insert emotional rambling commentary), a '57 fully down in 1959. Check it and don't wreck it...

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    People will enjoy my story. I am overcoming a house full of estrogen with a wife and an 8 year old daughter, and even worse, a 13 year old daughter. I'm having to not only overcome a shoestring budget but also physical impairment to get it done. This project will be 100% in house built, no farming out of anything. This includes buying a sewing machine and learning to do tuck & roll. 100% do it yourself. Did I mention I have over one hour of welding experience? Need I say more?

    And most of all, because it's bad ass, that's why! I am entertaining. I am special. I am funny. I am not the stereo type rockasilly new generation hot rodder. I only use smilies when I REALLY mean it. I am known AROUND THE WORLD for my skills in fishkeeping. I am a renaissance man. And I drive King Of Trucks.

    Here's my build thread as if you even needed to see it to know I am the only and bestest choice for your show. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=403945

    I smell Emmy!




    ***EDITED TO ADD***
    When everybody else starts biting and making the same posts I just did, remember...
    I did it first and I want it worse (or some similar rhyming motivational jibber jabber).
    It's on like Red Dawn.
     
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  19. Nookie
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    How bout "Rattle traps" or "bucket o bolts" or "Time Machines"
     
  20. maybe a cool segment would be to have a group of HAMB'ers helping out building someones ride that deserves help. kind of how hot rodding is supposed to be. or maybe chronicle the build of a hamb'ers car. idk just thinkin out loud.
     
  21. stude_trucks
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    If you call it "Lame & Lamer" I might finally have a shot at being on TV.
     
  22. KIRK!
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    I like it.
     
  23. solid
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    Cruising culture. No k's or z's

    custom nation

    classic lifestyle

    car culture
     
  24. Commish
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    How about " Hidden Culture of the Hot Rod" . Make them curious enough to come take a look.
     
  25. terd ferguson
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    Seriously, if you really want people to see the title on the guide and be interested, you should call it "Big Titties". And put King Of Trucks in the first episode.
     
  26. Captain Chaos
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    Roddin : American Style

    or Trailer Queens USA
    It's got a crate motor TV
     
  27. FONZI
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
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    H.A.H.R.S

    hokey ass hot rod show!

    Them dirty hahrs.
     
  28. JoJo O.
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    No ideas here... Just wanted to say that this has been one of the funniest threads I have ever read!!

    Thank you all very much!

    ~JoJo~
     
  29. stilldreamin
    Joined: Jan 15, 2010
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    from Arkansas

    it's late and I'm tired but how about; HotRod Haven

    Bragging Rights

    Home Built HotRods

    Iron Integrity

    Evil Obsession

    Widowmakers

    Rodder's Rides

    Cut, Chop and Slam

    Rev it & Dump it

    Octane Addiction

    I apologise if I have reused someone elses idea, 14 pages is a lot of names to read and try not to reuse (lots of good ones listed already)
     
  30. Autoholics is my favorite so far. And, why not, Goodguys – Goodtimes. Here are a couple of my ideas, various amounts of corniness, but that's ok for a TV show I guess.

    Grease'n Gears

    Cars & Culture

    Stoked

    Fastlane

    Gasoline

    Automania

    Octane

    Carmania

    Carlove

    Americars

    Cars without Stars

    Pedal To The Metal
     
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