Hot rod sayings

"Go for broke!"

"Hotter than two cats fuckin on a tin roof"

my old man used to always say after finishing a not so perfect repair.
"90 miles an hour 100 yards away no one will tell the difference"

 

Hotter than a two-pecker'd toad.

 

The towing option for a "Ford" is....

Do you want a wheel lift, or a rollback wrecker???

This is Chevy country, on a quiet night you can hear a Ford rust!!!

 

Life is a circus and I'm the driver of the clown car!

 

That hump in the floor of my chevy is the "fuel line".

 

Or i doesn't have enough torque to pull a greesed string out of a cats ass!!!

 

10-10-10 10% more nitro, 10% more boost, 10% more lead

 

"Real Hot Rods don't shine, they just go fast" Saw this on someone's garage wall--

 

She'll make the ground shake and your neck ache.


If it ain't steel, it ain't real.

 

I like;
"Sweatin' like a hooker on dollar day."

 

Kustom...because stock sucks

 

"catch me daddyo"

O'ya that was Adam Ant

 

Oh FUCK I've broken it, again!

Nick.

 

word to your mother.

 

Customize Or Walk!

 

Where's your car at??

My car can hook up on wet grass!!

Come on paint job....get on it!!!

 

ON the dash of ElPollacko's truck years ago, in magnetic letters
SPEED IS ESSENTIAL

 

Our [dads, granddads, great granddads] didn't fight in WWII for us to drive foreign cars.

 

For all you bikers, I saw this on the back of a Harley Rider's shirt:
"IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE BITCH FELL OFF!"

 

"If you aint living on the edge you are taking up to much room!"

"Nitrous, don't leave home without it!"

"My other car is a RAT ROD!"

 

And on the front of a bicker chick shirt if you can read this I pushed the asshole off. Keith

 

"if it ain't broke...it will be when you're done"

 

"we didn't win wwII so we could measure in centimeters."

 

"genuine stolen parts".....

 

When I was a kid building tri 5's in Wheaton, Md whenever we solved a problem it was "Hot Rod Ingenuity".

My favorite all time T shirt, saw it in Hawaii:

"THINK LONG AND HARD BEFORE YOU TAKE ME HOME"

 

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting...."Holy shit, What a ride!"

 

He who travels fastest, travels alone. PUT IT TO THE WOOD!

 

Harder than Chinese Arithmetic

 

"Watch my rear, not hers!"

 

Saw this on a shirt last week " Man your car is fast, you were really moving when I passed you!"