You must fast for ten days and then take the arduous journey to the summit. This road is littered with deleted threads and off topic suspension systems that will try and impede your advance. If you get to the summit Mr Moriarity will ask you three questions and if answered correctly you may have an audience. He is probably a little busy, try again later.
Do like I do while I'm shopping with the wife and you need to find the person....Go the center of the isle and start yelling the name, in this case, "RYAN"...."RYAN"....until he comes around the corner with the shopping cart all pissed off and embarrassed. Always worked for me then I would toss a pack of cookies into the basket and go off on another adventure to find something else.
We can use a little light hearted fun here on HAMB. Maybe we should put wraymen in charge of that department?