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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Wild Turkey, Feb 11, 2008.
thats friggen halarious..(sp)
not a huge crash, but the play on words is hilariuos(sp?)
..well at least the two gals didn't 'choke'.............being in the pre-dick-ament, they were.
You guys are just as humorous as the story itself.
I guess their driving didn't cut the mustard.
Maybe they were speeding to Ketchup to someone else.
At least the writer was cool and not a weenie about the story.
I wonder if other drivers were able to Dodger Dog when it was on the side of the highway?
It must not have caused too much of a traffic jam since it's only about a foot long.
I wonder if they got grilled by management when they got back to the office? Maybe they were raked over the coals.
If they'd been on the Autobahn they'd have been yelled at by some Saurkraut.
Pretty funny, and I don't think a condem would have helped either! I bet those two gals will have a time polishing the wrinkles out of that weiner.
I hate it when I stuff my weiner in the snow! (I wonder if it got shorter than 27 feet from the cold?)
They really pulled a boner with this one.
The tow truck driver said it was the first weiner he had to pull out !! Priceless !!
what a great PR spin on an accident! it is not everyday you hear about a weinermobile crash!
thanks for the laugh!
That was a good one.
One-up pun-man-ship! Pretty clever Little-Doggies on the HAMB too!
Got caught with their dick in the dirt.............
some of you folks are full of bolongna! but its good to see those two were able to haul buns after their wiener slipped off the coals sort to speak..
Kirk your killing me LMFAO!!
the driver was a 54 year old man with 37 children... because he didnt know how to pull it out...
Kurzejewski hooked up and Emily fired up the highway hot dog, and a few well-timed tugs later, the Wienermobile was back on the highway.
That's good thinking on Emilys part, give the tow truck driver a tug job and it'll help expedite things.
they tried to stop but they were on a roll
The Weinermobile's not having a very good year. First they get ticketed for parking illegally then they hit a snowbank when attempting to do a weiner drift. Don'think that bad boy would actually flip but I bet the two ladies were flipping out until it came to a stop. The best part was the writer's cute use of words. The write up was hilarious. I wonder if they sent a copy to Kraft/Oscar Meyers. Even they should get a good chuckle out of that report.
Cop's name is "Johnson". Best journalist alive...
Good thing it didnt happen near Hersey(sp?)! Imagine the headline......
"Weiner looses it on Hersey highway"
SPIT SODA ALL OVER MY KEY BOARD, LMFOA
This would be much cooler if it was with the new weinermobile it hasn't been unveiled yet though so i can't give to many details about it.
aw thats the "WURST"
love it. KIRK said it best
I relish a good post.
I heard the giant got Pissed off to. LOL
Kirk does have a way with (weiner) words! He's the "Hemmingway of the Hot Dog" and the "Steinbeck of the Sausage".
shit, if i crashed my weiner into all that snow, it would be a sub compact!
i guess what they say is true.....they plumb when ya crashem!
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