Event Coverage It's 8PM at Pendine Sands...

Patiently twiddling...coverage...anyone?

 

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"[

 

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

 

Is the heat getting to ya!! Pete

 

I knew if I posted enuff stupid jokes, someone would start posting pics

thank you kindly

 

Hope these will get you through till people start getting back and posting there photos. ⬆️

 

much obliged bubba

 

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/threads/day-one-at-pendine-sands.982312/
Told you .......LOL

 

I don't care who ya are, that's some funny shit right there.

 

Pendine Sands indeed. You guys get an incredible turn out there.

Thanks for the photos and the videos are dynamite also.

 

Just seen these posted elsewhere..

https://www.flickr.com/photos/55675756@N00/sets/72157653161812434

 

3wLarry. Has Bob returned yet? Damn, tried reading this to Miss, Cruise"em and couldn't get through it without laughing. We're (both as they say) ROFLMAO!!!

 

Thanks for the photos. Can't take any more of 3wLarry's jokes!

 

is this thing on?

 

Too funny Larry.

 

oh, wait...they're 6 hours ahead of us...they went night-night

 

it's been 12 hours since my last post...what time do the brits wake up?

 

T-TIME

 

another thread on here "Pendine Sands 2015" from "sponge" ( p.2 right now)

 

A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

She replied, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porsche; it's a Ferrari."

 

Why does it take more time to build a female snowman than a male snowman? You have to hollow out the head!! Pete

 

Here ya go Larry http://www.fordbarn.com/forum/showthread.php?t=172656

 

tap, tap, tap

 

Here you go.....

 

Anyone have any videos of the racing?
I have only found this one , cool , check out his spaceman helmet near the end.
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/threads/in-car-video-of-the-dean-lowe-rpu-at-pendine-2015.982638/

 

If you go to youtube and type in Pendine 2015 Hotrods...you'll see plenty.

 

Here's a link to the pics my daughter took.
https://drive.google.com/folderview...1fS0V6NEZUblZ5eWp1SlJxQjhUV041YTg&usp=sharing

 

And my missus's pics from the weekend...

https://onedrive.live.com/?cid=45bf...02&ithint=folder,JPG&authkey=!ABzApYycNc3mo8U

 

The beach - Sunday morning. Setting up the timing traps. This is NOT California.
Couldn't find many people to go looking for hazards for some reason.