Crazy slogans painted on the back of drag cars!

My good friend, Hot Rod Johnny Cox. 377 blower motor. The car is in NY now.

 

Plymouth did not call it panther pink in the 70s . It was moulinrouge as
i had a friends sister who ordered a new one back then.

 

I saw on on a tuner car that said "my other ride is your girlfriend".

 

Hoosier Daddy?

and

If driven responsibly, report stolen.

 

Ted Hartman's Salamanca, New York based FF/Stock Junior Stocker (NASCAR) "The Bad Banana" had lettered on the tailgate "You Wonder Where The Yellow Went" Think you need some gray hair to remember that ad slogan.

Lee

 

Nobody Mentioned the famous (around here) FYJIMO.
Used to be a guy that had a pickup with a polished wood taligate with FYJIMO carved into it.

Fxxx
You
Jack
I 'm
Moving
On

 

Sorta OT, 70 car, 70s paint (actually been repainted the same 3 times since then). I don't like the color of the lettering on the new paint, because it's hard to read. But it says "Where's that hot rod Lincoln?".

 

Put "Slut Hound" on the back of a customers dirt racer a few years back....I liked it, straight and to the point.

 

I kinda liked the slogan I used on my Race Cars (and a street car or two) in the early 60s "Slower Than Some, Quicker Than Most)!!! Still applys today! Dave

 

Seen, written in marker pen, on the wing of a primer grey race car with a huge motor.....
" All the money that I come across, goes into my gas tank and out my exhaust".

 

above the back window

NO MUFF TO TUFF

his wife was pissed when it came back from the painter

 

My old drag Chevelle had "NICE TRY" on the decklid.


Not a slogan but a cool photo - Bonneville 1954

 

A buddy of mine back in the mid 70's had a old 63 Ford Army surplus car. Brush painted with house paint and across the truck he wrote
"Don't laugh turkey your daughter may be in here."

 

On the wing of a top fuel dragster I saw "send lawyers, guns and money. "

 

"that's all she wrote" on the back of a 63 Z-11 Impala. Hubert Platt's Georgia Shaker or Ronnie Sox' I think.

 

Our club have "I slow down for whores" on the back of all our cars. Always nice to annoy the horse riders! Keep them off the road and in the fields.

 

"Race cars don't have radiators"
"LATER"
the old.... "Ass, gas or grass... nobody rides for free!

 

Though I've not had the privilege of driving anything fast enough to deserve something on the back of my vehicle, how about,

"I'll let them know you're on your way"

 

seen on the back of a vintage drag boat.....sea slut.....Ive always liked that.....still remember it in fact....

 

"Money can't buy everything...but it will get you some really neat shit!!"

 

On the back of the wing on one of Richard Tharp's T/F cars:

"A Saint I Ain't, A Star I Are"

On the front of a mid 60's Dodge cab-over drive-on car hauler; think Little Red Wagon on steroids. A painting of Yosemite Sam, pistols drawn with a bra and pair of panties hanging off the barrels with the inscription:

"Stop Yer Grinnin' And Drop Yer Linen"

On the back of an unidentified Stocker or Super Stocker years ago at the US Nationals:

"Being Depressed Is No Fun. I Know, Because I Had Fun Once!"

 

Thats some funny shit!

 

I always liked the "Sorry 'bout that" on the back of the EMPI Inch Pincher.

There is a local early Econoline with a 347 stroker in it that says "not responsible for items left in pants" on the dash board...

 

Some friends in Tulsa raced a very nice '57 Chevy and the Public Address Track announcer made some nice comments about the car as it made a pass down the track. He announced the owners names painted on the rear quarter window as

Ben Dover and C. Howett Fields


L_N_A

 

Saw an enclosed trailer at a local dirt track that had on the back:

"Caution - this trailer contains an incurable disease"

If that doesn't sum it all up...

 

Saw this on the back of a Mopar........

"Veni, Vidi, Vici"

Latin for "I came, I saw, I conquered."

 

On a bumber sticker when I was in the Twin Cities a few years back....

"Illiterate? Write for free for brochures."

 

"And on the seventh day, God created the Hemi"

"If it ain't blown, it sucks"

"You snooze.., you lose"

 

my brother-in-law's racecars sometimes have "you can't run with the big dogs if you piss like a poodle". his hamb name is badd57....

 

My old alterd yep its ugly but hows it look from the back!!!!!
boy that pissed off some guys