Crazy slogans painted on the back of drag cars!

Mammas Grocery Getter
Better Pack A Lunch
Dont Laugh, Its Paid For
Take Up Payments?

my favorite is from a Pushrod song "Wrote a msg on the back in krylon that said I Have Just Smoked Your Ass!"

 

nicked from Billy bobdad

 

At 16yrs-old, first $160 beater car wasn't very pretty...bumper-sticker on the back made it legendary..."Don't laugh lady, your daughter may be in here!"

 

It's a shitty job,but somebody has to do it!

 

from Speedweek 2008 at the Nugget.

 

not quite on a race car but, back when i used to work (hated doing that) i would van pool with a bunch of other losers. one time on the freeway, i saw an absofuckinglutely incredibly beautiful blond driving a Benz. on the license plate she had a vanity plate and it said 41BJ. all you younger kids will have to ask your father what this means.

 

i.c.y.u.n.v.me..........

 

when i was a kid, i remember my friends brother had a 57 chevy with a painted rabbit on the trunk lid snapping his finger with the word "next!" beside it it. thought it was cool.

 

My old roadster..



Mutt

 

You have just been
jungled!!!

 

I just saw this in Ebert's thread and thought it was cool!

 

This '37 used to tear up the streets in my area in the '70s.

 

On the wing of Wayne Bailey's T/F Dragster "As a matter of fact, We ARE Rocket Scientists!"

 

back in the 80,s my stockcar trunk lid had a saying
(stockcar drivers go in harder come out deeper)

33,





john 3-16

 

Not on the drag car itself, but on the front of the enclosed goose neck trailer that hauled it, "put the tailgate down asshole"

 

On the back of a S/S Camaro

Mopar=My Old Pig Aint Running

Another was

Mopar=Move Over people are racing

 

Blown Big Block

 

Back in the sixties, My buddy had ....Masters & Johnson Mobile Research...Unit 1

On the back of his 55 sedan Delivery..

 

I have one for my drag car that says eat my rust

 

Here's one that was built in 1957 and put away in the 60's. Guy changing the tire was the original builder and brought it out for the "Sunday, Niagara" meet in 2007 didn't race it, just brought it over for the show.........................The 'Prohibition Special'

 

This is on a sprint car in Don Smith's collection.
ZOOOM

 

how the amorous pigs "makin' bacon"

and "live fast, die sideways"

 

I had a plate on the front of my old Chevy 2 that had 3MTA3 on it. When you pulled up behind someone & they looked in their mirror it says EATME. Was cool till one night I got pulled over for a DUI & the cop that was parked in front of me figured out what it was.

 

On a well used pickup, hand lettering so the TR looked like an F. "TrUCK'EM ALL"
On a friends 50 chevy panel back in the 60's "Dick's Meat Market; You Can't Beat Our Meat." Spotted around Minneapolis around 71 on a Kornbinder tailgate. "We should all pray for INTERNATIONAL love & peace."

 

Fuckin' LOVE that one!

 

on the back of a peterbuilt i read .... Please dont tell my mother Im a truck driver she thinks I am a piano player at a whore house in texas

 

An old hotrodder friend of mine painted up a Boler trailer to tow behind his 40 ford pickup, we made him a sign for the boler...
don't laugh, yer mother might be in here!

On our old sprintcar...
dirts for racing, pavements for getting there

On the dash of one of our stockcars...
Engage brain before starting

On the back of our stockcar....
If you can't get by him, talk him into the bushes

-Shiny

 

Back in the 80's, I used to go to LACR with my dad on the weekends. I remember a 70's Mustang with "It slices, it dices and it will blow your doors off" painted on the trunk lid..

 

Actually saw " if you can beat me, you can eat me " back in the seventies on a green gremlin with a SBC in it. Ugly chick however

 

I had a Plymouth Duster at my old shop that had "SUCK EGGS" on the tail panel.The car was called -BAD RISK-.looked like a Hot Wheels car.Non tubbed,jacked up back end with big slicks sticking out of the wheelwells.Some fuck stole the car and cut it up for parts,and it was an original Panther Pink (318)car under the race paint!
RT