When we first married we rented a house in town. and the neighbors all where kinda upset. I would park my log truck in the yard had a half dozen vehicles all running and licensed parked in the yard. they had a grass mowing ordinance. however I parks stuff and shaded and killed most of the grass. I was warned about the few tufts of remaining vegetation because it was getting tall. So I brought a billy goat to town and staked him out to eat the overgrowth. I was warned about no livestock rules. Goat gone now what to do. So I raked leaves and burned them on the grown up places. There where dozens of squirrls. So I planted two tomato plants. And then to protect my garden I live trapped the squirrls. I took them out of town to (relocate) them. And promptly harvested them when I let them out of the live trap. Squirrl are good to eat! There was a 4 way stop at the corner of the lot. and a street light. So I would set on the dark porch and have a purse set out in the street at that 4 way stop. had the purse attached to a fishing rod & line. When someone got out to get the purse just as they bent down. I gave a hook setting jerk and made the purse jump about 6 feet and reeled it in. It was great fun. Especially if you had toked on a joint or two. One day the police stopped to get the purse. And they did laugh and thought it was funny. The next day I was ticketed and summoned to court for some sort of Mischief charge. I just pled guilty and forfeted my $125 bond. I bet those Townies where overjoyed when we moved away.