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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by hudson48, Nov 20, 2021.

  1. jim snow
    Joined: Feb 16, 2007
    Posts: 1,365

    jim snow

    Same here Danny. I just smile and try to give a pleasant response. Snowman ⛄️
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  2. prpmmp
    Joined: Dec 12, 2011
    Posts: 1,080


    Went to a stamp collectors show and a guy had a 1919 stamp in a case,I asked Him if it was a forever stamp! He just looked at me,Some people are just Rude!! Pete
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  3. fourspd2quad
    Joined: Jul 6, 2006
    Posts: 829


    Run open headers.;)
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  4. Joe Troilo
    Joined: Oct 3, 2007
    Posts: 268

    Joe Troilo

    Even car people need some education. Recently a fellow driving an old car ask me what company made my body. When I said Ford he looked confused.
  5. WiredSpider
    Joined: Dec 29, 2012
    Posts: 938


    I agree.
    I had an idiot argue with me that my 32 3 Window was a 34 because of the suicide doors.
    He should have known better as he was driving a 32 tudor but then again he bought it and didn,t build it
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  6. Slopok
    Joined: Jan 30, 2012
    Posts: 2,691


    A guy once said my uncle had a Hudson just like yours but it didn't have the big fire sticker! o_O
  7. Had a guy argue with me that my'34 pickup was a '32. "Just look at the grille, you can tell" :confused:
  8. Boneyard51
    Joined: Dec 10, 2017
    Posts: 5,357


    I get the “ Hearse or Hurst” thing all the time with my wagon! 2E33C2DC-612B-467B-9AC1-046A1630CB48.jpeg

  9. nochop
    Joined: Nov 13, 2005
    Posts: 2,385

    from norcal

    While someone looking at my avatar….”I wouldn’t change a thing”
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  10. Budget36
    Joined: Nov 29, 2014
    Posts: 7,536


    Not an insult, but I fondly remember when I was 17 or 18 and had the hood up on my ‘57, neighbor kid, about 10-12 years old had climbed up the fence watching me.
    “You sure you have a big enough carburetor on the truck”? -I had two stacked air learners). I still smile when I think about it.
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  11. 6sally6
    Joined: Feb 16, 2014
    Posts: 1,792


    Heard an old fella once talking about his V-6 GMC truck..........
    "That thang didn't have enough torque to pull a greasy string out of a bucket of lard!"
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  12. Aaron65
    Joined: Dec 29, 2005
    Posts: 311

    from Michigan

    Yesterday, coming home from dinner in my '65 Dart wagon (which is a bit of a beater), some dude in a big hurry was tailgating me off the freeway when I was coming into town and turning onto my street. He rolled down the window and screamed "Move your piece of shit" and honked the horn. I don't find it insulting because it is kind of a piece of shit, but I thought it was funny. Some people are in such a hurry.
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  13. Hdonlybob
    Joined: Feb 1, 2005
    Posts: 3,972


    Pulled up to City Hall to vote, as an elderly woman was coming out the door.
    As I pulled in the parking place and shut off my car, she stopped and stared at it.
    When I got out of it, she said "What is wrong with that doesn't sound safe, and I sure would never ride in it"
    I chuckled and just told her to have nice day.
    Out of fairness to her, it does have a fairly aggressive cam, gear drive, and Smitty's mufflers... lol

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  14. Atwater Mike
    Joined: May 31, 2002
    Posts: 10,728

    Atwater Mike

    Few years ago at my bank, I parked my F100, got out, and locked the drivers door. Some unscrubbed 40-or-50 year old in coveralls and a bucket hat yells, "Hey! The doors still lock on that old truck?"
    When I started into the door of the bank, I turned around to look...Heck, the truck had some primer showing through, but still looked...desireable...
  15. Atwater Mike
    Joined: May 31, 2002
    Posts: 10,728

    Atwater Mike

    Lately at Walmart, same '55 F100, I started the engine (very 'lopey', also muffled, but 'deep & throaty')
    Some guy that looks like a freshly polished math teacher walks up and asks if this vehicle is 'SMOG LEGAL'!
    This guy, I suggested 'stand behind it, and I'll show you...'
  16. deathrowdave
    Joined: May 27, 2014
    Posts: 2,749

    from NKy

    I’m not sure of this being fact myself or not , but I think there were 2 body manufactures for Ford in the early years ,Briggs and Murray .
  17. Marty Strode
    Joined: Apr 28, 2011
    Posts: 6,298

    Marty Strode

    Now Tony, you do remember those '40 lookalike hoods for V-Dubs.
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  18. MeanGene427
    Joined: Dec 15, 2010
    Posts: 1,963

    from Napa

    Planned obsolescence right there
  19. Dave Mc
    Joined: Mar 8, 2011
    Posts: 2,235

    Dave Mc

    The same guy that did Not like my Decklid on the 33 at the Car Show , was there with his Brother-in-Law , they asked me where I was from , I told them at that time I had a small shop in Concord , Calif. So mouthy guy says , Do you know Art Himsl , I said yes, I do. He tells me Art is a Prima Donna who wouldn't paint his car , I told him Art is a Great guy , He will work for ya if he likes you. The Bro-in-law turned sideways and giggled.
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  20. Bill Rinaldi
    Joined: Mar 23, 2006
    Posts: 1,863

    Bill Rinaldi

    An old guy (older than me, at the time), walks around my Avatar truck and says "nice truck but how come it's so low?" I said "Aw, the suspensions shot" "Oh, still a nice truck"
  21. Yes :(
    I used to see a particular blue one on a semi regular basis in the 70's. Them and mostly Baja Bug versions.
    By the early 80's they were all getting their roofs cut off to make 'convertibles.' I wonder what happened to them all?

    Anyway my incident was in the early 90's and the little girls next door had no idea about such evil things.
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  22. Dave, correct me if I am wrong, I am not a authority on the 33/34 Fords but didn't the 34 Vicky have a trunk? HRP
  23. rusty rocket
    Joined: Oct 30, 2011
    Posts: 4,409

    rusty rocket

    Rat rod, chitty chitty bang bang, dune buggy are just a few I’ve gotten with my 26 T modified
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  24. Nah, just bad at math....
  25. tim troutman
    Joined: Aug 6, 2012
    Posts: 375

    tim troutman

    at the nationals accouple of years ago walking up to my 55 T bird heard a guy say somebody sure fuc*ed that one up. made me laugh 20210919_145719[1].jpg
  26. tim troutman
    Joined: Aug 6, 2012
    Posts: 375

    tim troutman

    20211014_193315[1].jpg View attachment 5236943 was at the hardware store was driving the 41 convert someone comes in says whos driving the cool old car outside . I think he is talking about me but he is not . there was a poorly painted Chevette outside View attachment 5236943 that he was talking about
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  27. A customer of mine that was a custom but O/'T car guy sent me photos that I needed via email. At some point in our messages, I sent him a pix of my 1950 Chevy panel truck, profile, from the side.
    He thought it was a Chevy *HHR. :confused:

    *If you don't get it.... look it up.
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  28. tim troutman
    Joined: Aug 6, 2012
    Posts: 375

    tim troutman

    that thing would look good on a 4 wheel drive chassis 20210829_194434[1].jpg
  29. Before my avatar was orange, it was root beer metallic with pinstriped flames. Old guy asked me why I had worm tracks all over my car.
  30. Deuces
    Joined: Nov 3, 2009
    Posts: 21,591

    from Michigan

    I hate those cars... :rolleyes:
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