Customs Your worst car insult by someone

Mind you I couldn't care less about a stinkin trophy but at a local show ( about 150 cars), I stuck around for the trophy presentation. A buddy say "Hey Don they juust called yer name" so I go up and get it. Come back and look @ it. Laughing my ass off. It was for Best in Progress. The car is totally finished and had 15000 miles on it @ the time. Guess they thought no fenders = Not finished

 

^^^^^^Gorgeous car, must have been a pretty lame car show.

 

Insults? Fat, ugly, stupid, miserable bastard...they usually like my cars, it's ME that they have the problem with.

 

thanks, needed to be said.

 

"Nice dune buggy" HRP

 

Buddy of mine sighted down the side of a car we were looking at and said," That thang looks like it was brush painted with a live chicken, polished with a brick and buffed with a pine cone and a poor job of it at that".

 

Not really sure if this is an insult or not, but I once was awarded a trophy for 'Best non-appearing'...

After reading through this thread I remembered the most amusing question I recieved. During my racing days, while I was gassing up, a MILF wandered over and asked why I had the top up on the car on the trailer (Winged Sprint) when there wasn't a cloud in the sky. With her I took the time to explain, over breakfast the next morning.....

 

Never get out of your car and run up yelling after an accident, had your girl not been there I'd bet that he would have had a bad day indeed...

 

I was told "Nice El Camino" to bad I drive a Ranchero.....

 

Unfortunately, while I like El Caminos, my wife has a great distain for them and Rancheros..."They can't make up their minds if they're a car or a truck!". Women just don't understand......

 

"nice car , do plan to restore it " lol