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Customs Your worst car insult by someone

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by hudson48, Nov 20, 2021.

  1. Mind you I couldn't care less about a stinkin trophy but at a local show ( about 150 cars), I stuck around for the trophy presentation. A buddy say "Hey Don they juust called yer name" so I go up and get it. Come back and look @ it. Laughing my ass off. It was for Best in Progress. The car is totally finished and had 15000 miles on it @ the time. Guess they thought no fenders = Not finished 2021 tan 32 2dr interior.jpg 2021 tan 32 2dr left rear.jpg 2021 tan 32 engine.jpg 2021 tan 32 on da lawn.jpg
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  2. i.rant
    Joined: Nov 23, 2009
    Posts: 3,641

    1. 1940 Ford

    ^^^^^^Gorgeous car, must have been a pretty lame car show.
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  3. hotrodjack33
    Joined: Aug 19, 2019
    Posts: 3,542


    Insults? Fat, ugly, stupid, miserable bastard...they usually like my cars, it's ME that they have the problem with.:mad:
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  4. Big mike 1968
    Joined: Jul 17, 2021
    Posts: 187

    Big mike 1968

    thanks, needed to be said.
  5. "Nice dune buggy" :mad: HRP

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    Joined: Nov 11, 2005
    Posts: 86

    from MOBILE,AL

    Buddy of mine sighted down the side of a car we were looking at and said," That thang looks like it was brush painted with a live chicken, polished with a brick and buffed with a pine cone and a poor job of it at that".
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  7. RJP
    Joined: Oct 5, 2005
    Posts: 2,142

    from PNW

    Not really sure if this is an insult or not, but I once was awarded a trophy for 'Best non-appearing'...

    After reading through this thread I remembered the most amusing question I recieved. During my racing days, while I was gassing up, a MILF wandered over and asked why I had the top up on the car on the trailer (Winged Sprint) when there wasn't a cloud in the sky. With her I took the time to explain, over breakfast the next morning.....
    Last edited: May 25, 2022
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  8. Never get out of your car and run up yelling after an accident, had your girl not been there I'd bet that he would have had a bad day indeed...
  9. Edsel58a
    Joined: Jan 17, 2008
    Posts: 790


    I was told "Nice El Camino" to bad I drive a Ranchero.....
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  10. Unfortunately, while I like El Caminos, my wife has a great distain for them and Rancheros..."They can't make up their minds if they're a car or a truck!". Women just don't understand......
  11. "nice car , do plan to restore it " lol CPS36 2.jpg

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