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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by hudson48, Nov 20, 2021.

  1. alanp561
    Joined: Oct 1, 2017
    Posts: 2,003


    Well, you can plainly see he didn't have a clue what he was talking about. It's clearly a "Mouse Rod".;)
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  2. "I didn't know that you could put a different front on a PT cruiser"
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  3. BJR
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
    Posts: 7,251


    BJR said:
    He must have confused it with a GMC, which is a Chebbie with lock washers.
    There, I fixed it for ya ;):p

    Since I didn't say that, your changes being attributed to me is not acceptable. I don't mind the post, I do mind having my name on a quote I didn't say. Please remove it. I know you meant it to be funny.
    Last edited: Nov 24, 2021
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  4. twenty8
    Joined: Apr 8, 2021
    Posts: 645


    Yeah, I gotta agree. Not really acceptable.
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  5. Boy! I'd be mad, too!
    But if he had said "Volkswagon Karmann Ghia", then I'd be forced to agree with him. :oops: :rolleyes:
    Hey! Put down that metric wrench. I's only kidding wit'cha. :eek:
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  6. No. That's a compliment.
    It means you have some good quality woodgraining.
    So puff up and walk tall. :p
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  7. Dave G in Gansevoort
    Joined: Mar 28, 2019
    Posts: 923

    Dave G in Gansevoort
    from Upstate NY

    Currently it's an S10 T5 from a 4 cylinder version. 1st gear-4.03:1, and some people claim they are not that strong. I've never used one before so I can't say... I do have an older T10 from an early 60's Chevy, but it doesn't have reverse. It was used in a dragster and had reverse surgically removed.

    But if someone were to give me a 270 or larger GMC, well I'd certainly be willing to try! Hence the name: the Whatever project
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  8. jbon64
    Joined: Jul 26, 2006
    Posts: 485


    i have a buddy that lives and breaths harley davidson . if i could chrome plate a turd and put an HD stamp on it , he'd buy it . whenever i see him i always ask how his honda davidson is running . pisses him off to no end
  9. hudson48
    Joined: Oct 16, 2007
    Posts: 2,953


    Or as we called them "A poor mans Porsche"
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  10. I've gotten that too. Yup, right off the lot at the Ford dealer in town. And about the reverse-opening hood, I tell them it was a kit that Sears used to offer in their catalog.
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  11. 20 plus years ago, this drunk pulls up and says.. "why'd you bastardize, that car!" I told him, " if you seen what I started with, I can do whatever I want to it!"
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  12. xix32
    Joined: Jun 12, 2008
    Posts: 535


    Back in the mid seventies, just after American Graffiti came out, a talented hot rodder who lived near me built the first chopped `49 Merc I'd seen on the street. It was in dark grey primer when he drove it into town. An old guy came up to him, and asked if it was a Hudson ?
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  13. Roger Loupias
    Joined: Jun 24, 2021
    Posts: 131

    Roger Loupias

    Is it real?
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  14. Flathead Dave
    Joined: Mar 21, 2014
    Posts: 3,515

    Flathead Dave
    from So. Cal.

    Must be an Albino Leopard skin paint job...It has white spots all over it...And the chrome is melting...:p
  15. stanlow69
    Joined: Feb 21, 2010
    Posts: 5,947


    They said my car doesn`t meet the HAMB guidelines !
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  16. Because red wheels are traditional. And it should have full wheel covers with just the rim lip showing.
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  17. Spooky
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 1,865


    At a gas station in Oregon. My '59 Edsel that I had at the time had '59 Chev tail lights and I altered the side letters to spell SLED. Gas station attendant looks the car over, sees the lettering and says,
    "Yep, I always loved these Chevy Sledges.
  18. Deuces
    Joined: Nov 3, 2009
    Posts: 21,627

    from Michigan

    Love that show.... The first 7 seasons of it anyway...:cool:
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  19. anthony myrick
    Joined: Sep 4, 2009
    Posts: 8,987

    anthony myrick

  20. Okie Pete
    Joined: Oct 29, 2008
    Posts: 3,605

    Okie Pete

    Not really a insult but I was asked what year is your car 57 I replied. The guy says my brother had one just like it but a different year . I just smiled.
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  21. unless he means a 58-59 maybe. unless it was a chebby
  22. twenty8
    Joined: Apr 8, 2021
    Posts: 645


    That's one hell of a comment for your second ever post.o_O
    Stick around, read heaps, and learn some..............
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  23. if i didn't know better id think your truck is a 56 plymouth truck.
  24. iron dave
    Joined: Nov 8, 2018
    Posts: 8

    iron dave

    Local car show guy next to has a fully restored 56 Ford my car is pretty far from getting painted he says so this is what has comes to. Hey it was running and all the fenders were on.
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  25. Ask him if he has any HD toothpaste. When he says no, tell him you saw it in a store but can't remember which one...That'll keep him busy ;-)
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  26. And that wouldn’t bother me a bit.
  27. nothing worse than a 4 door hater.
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  28. When I was attending Fresno State in '70, I got a parking ticket in my '36 Willys. The cop listed my car on the ticket as a '57 Chevy!
    Early  B&W 2-1.jpg
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  29. mopacltd
    Joined: Nov 11, 2008
    Posts: 935


    I have a Hemi in my Model A. Guy walks up with a couple of his buddies and says " what a waste of a Hemi"
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