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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by CadillacKid, Dec 18, 2005.

  1. anything by the Trans Siberian Orchestra...How can ya go wrong when 80's metal meets CHRISTMAS:)
     
  2. Harms Way
    Joined: Nov 27, 2005
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    1, "O' Holy Night"

    2, "Mary did you know ?"

    3, "I yust go nuts at Christmas", by Yohn Yorgenson
     
  3. seymour
    Joined: Jan 22, 2004
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    how'd I forget about "Mamacita, Donde Esta Santa Claus?"
     
  4. Anything by anyone except those annoying little Chipmunks.

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  5. seymour
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    Little Saint Nick

    "Just a little bobsled we call it Old Saint Nick
    but she'll walk a tobogan with a four speed stick
    She's candy apple red with a ski fro a wheel
    And when Santa hits the gas, man, just watch her peel."
     
  6. Paul Windshield
    Joined: Aug 29, 2002
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    "Yulesville" by Edd "Kookie" Byrnes

    "Was the night before Christmas and all through the pad not creacher was stirring and that's allright dad......."

    Paul
     
  7. just a gigilo, bing crosby (or david lee roth)
     
  8. Gotta say I like the Chipmunks....

    And I can't believe no one has mentioned "Grandma got run over by a Reindeer" or the spoof "Grandpa got run over by a beer truck":D
     
  9. Muttley
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    Uhhh....what's that have to do with Christmas?
     
  10. by the threads title i thought this was going to be a holiday recital by GERM....
    oh well:rolleyes:
     
  11. 28pontiac
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    Adam Sandler's Hanakuh (SP?) Song always gets me to laugh no matter how man times I hear it
     
  12. just a gigilo, everywhere i go, everyone knows the part i am playing...
     
  13. Muttley
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    Ok....one more time, whats that got to do with Christmas???
     
  14. seymour
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    lol :D
     
  15. wz56km
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    Any of the songs from Charlie Brown Christmas... If I were a puss they would make me a little misty eyed every time I hear them, but I'm harsh so I don't. :D

    It seems to be even more so now that my son is 2 and is starting to get the idea that something cool is happening here.
     

  16. paid for every dance, selling each romance, every heart betraying...
     
  17. hotrodladycrusr
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    Bob Seger's version of The Little Drummer Boy
     
  18. greensleaves (instrumental version) by gary hoey
     
  19. Flat Ernie
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    Walking 'round in women's underwear - by Bob Rivers


    Actually, nearly all the Bob Rivers Christmas stuff...I've listened to most of them so much, when I hear the tunes, I can't remember the real words to the songs!!:D
     
  20. seymour
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    YES! My favorite of the season also! :D
     
  21. Lucky Burton
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    El Vez ..Santa claus
     
  22. Lionheart
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    I kinda liked last centurys " I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUSE"

    21st century version " I SAW DADDY KISSING SANTA CLAUSE " sucks
     
  23. seymour
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    the question is....... did daddy suck? LMAO :D
     
  24. VonXulu
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    "Feliz Navidad" Jose Feliciano representin' fo my mesikin peeps!

    "Drummer Boy" the orchestral version witha choir.

    "Run run Rudolph" The Reverend Horton Heat.
     
  25. airkooled
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    "Christmas in Hollis" - Run DMC
     
  26. Blue
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    Stevie Nick's version of Silent Night and The Pogues', Fairy Tale of New York!
     
  27. middleskewl
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    The Mckenzie brothers 12 days of christmas

    5 golden toques, 4 pounds of backbacon, 3 french toast, 2 turtlenecks

    and a beer !!
     
  28. Dirty2
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    All I want for Christmas, Vince Vance and the Valiants .
     
  29. mikeyboy
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    yep....anything off Hoey's "Ho Ho Hoey" cd

    Boudreaux got run over by a Mudboat........cajun stuff, still cracks me up :D
     
  30. flatheadpete
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    Chris Cornell's 'Ave Maria'.
     

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