Art & Inspiration Your HAMB I.D. - How will I know another HAMB member???

Well... I have this bright ass red hair... Couldnt hide if i wanted to...

 

ithink all of you are friggen nuts, but funny

 

And no eye bleach can get rid of that image!!!

 

"I had a wife named Idie.."

 

My way of spottin a H.A.M.B. guy is pretty simple.... If Id drive the car I took the time to look at....They gotta be on here .If there laughing at a Rat Rod ...Rolling there eyes at a ricer.. Or staring at the big tits of the girl in the tube top thats way too small ...yep you guessed it ....there a HAMBER....Jim

 

Its easy to spot a hamber. Just look for an older guy that has graying hair, a rotund belly and a T shirt on. Oh, wait, thats what all car guys look like lately.

 

I usually where a tshirt,Thankgod forehead tattoos arent mandatory

 

this is why i joined the hamb

 

Its not an ass grab its a REACH AROUND.

 

I walk away from rust!.... Same way I walk away from ratrods and ricers...

 

i thought that was only for the 25,000 + posters

 

I guess this kinda ties into the "ass grab" deal??

 

Bright red ass hair??!!

 

Now THATS funny!

 

What ?!?!? And have a gang of gold chained , pastel colored streetrodders beat me up out behind the power parked portashitters! No way, I'll stay unknown.

 

Marvin, you ever shop at Speed Frame? I worked there with Al for a couple years back in the 90s.

 

Why we talkin about my ass hair? HAHAHAHA
Well I also got this tattoo to notice me by... But you would have to be lookin at my ass hair ...

 

Well, Root and I ARE good pals!

 

Is there any question as to why the man is a legend? ...........nuff said!

Frank

 

Maybe, Ryan still has some of the baseball hats for sale, I have one with the HAMB logo on the front.

CRUISER

 

I'm here every day and don't think I could keep up with this...

 

How about distinctive tatto's then???

 

No, I have not.......but my paranoidism asks "WHY ?".

 

look one page back

 

In order to save costs, GM's new Vette will incorporate unsold spares
from their NOS parts bins.

 

ANY HAMBER can whip a bakers dozen gold chain wearin,easter egg colored streetrod drivin polesmokers any old day!!!!!R~R

 

Pretty simple,
look for an older gentleman ( I use the term loosley) pretty crippled up and gimping around. Walk right up and say 'beaner you are a total ass. if they don't slug you that means you found me.

There really is no way to know me. Sometimes I will be wearing something HAMB related or I may be wearing something from another HAMB member. Like for instance I have a T shirt with a picture of plowboy's bubble top. Or if you are going to be someplace and think I may be there drop me a PM and I'll make arrangements to find you.

I have actually walked up to total strangers that were driving pretty traditional looking iron and asked them if they knew about the HAMB. If they don't that is a pretty good ice breaker and if they do I'm golden.

 

hahahaha!

 

so no one figured out i have YOUR NAME tatooed on my A$$... lol