you might be hot rodder IF

you might be a hot rodder IF;

lots of pictures of your'e cars but none of the family in your'e wallet

you have air conditioning in the shop but not in the house

you plan family vacations by the car show schedules

you spent the kids college funds on your'e last project

all the kids and pets are named after cars

your'e car is worth more than the house

the dining room table is also the carb rebuilding bench

you have six show cars but no daily driver [me]

you have the auto parts places phone numbers memorized but not the wifes cell phone

you talk to the car more than you talk to the family

 

You gotta wash your hands BEFORE you take a piss

 

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if you've been kicked off all the other car forums but hamb......

 

if you have to wash the soap after you wash your hands

 

If your nickname is chop job and you walk around car shows with a air bubble and a cut off tool. Staring at all the unchopped vehicles. JUST FOR FUN.

 

you drive around farmlands and deserts with a trailer behind you, and at least some cash on hand..

 

you think gasoline is a great aftershave

 

If you drive your Hotrod year round just like it was done for years.
You do not worry about matching numbers.
You would rather Hotrod it not restore it.
You know a car is to drive not park in a shop.
You know not all gassers had a tube axle.

 

If you do a search and find the old thread on this that went on for 10 or so pages.....

 

or if you sit around all day bitching about where a battery was made

 

ha.

 

If your doc is concerned with your x rays.

 

Thats some funny shit Doc...Your killin me!!!

 

You use a turkey baster as a shop tool!

You still buy hot wheels!

you living room has a hot rod theme!

 

LOL i can agree with that one

 

.....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

.....if you own a black leather jacket, and you don't even ride a motorcycle!

 

You know more about a freinds car than you know about your freind
you've used your dishwasher as a parts washer.
you keep car parts in your bedroom for safe keeping
you think about your car more than your Wife,or girlfreind

 

I thought I was alone in doing that...

Dang, guilty of those ones too. Maybe I actually will be a real hot rodder one day. (Don't tell my girlfriend)

Ryland

 

You manage to piss off the whole family because xmas morning your working on the hotrod

 

if you wake up at 3 am and drive several hours to a swap meet on your only day off in a week, but bitch when you have to be to work at 8 the next day that is only a 10 minute drive

 

You take great care to lock up your shop but do not bother locking the house.

John

 

If you use stale gas for a air freshener

 

All your buddies are hot rodders .
You don't know somebodys name but you know what car they own .
You go out and the people you say hi to are Hot Rodders.

 

If you've got four vehicles, and none of them run at the moment......

 

you have all the parts stores numbers memorized but not the wife's cell phone

you drive a car with windshield wipers that work but no windshield,,,[l drove one like that for about 3 months,,it was a hard top and l had to wear googles]

 

DAMN!!! now thats rings true lol.

Your aftershave is "WD-40 for men".

 

HAHAHAHA. Man, that's great!

 

you have your own bed in the garage but not the house