Yes indeed... Yes indeed...

I keep on hearing about the "old" HAMB. When did the HAMB stop being old and start being "new"? I'm number 65564. Does that make me old or new (probably new).

Never thought that this place was PC, and that's why I like it. A little insanity breaks the tedium. I like it, even if it makes no sense.

Everyone can have their own opinion, wrong or right .

Don't like it? Too fucking bad...

Flame away.

Chris

 

This is awesome...

my neighbor got a pontoon boat.

 

How come Stinky the Austin Bum hasn't chimed in? Or Fecals the clown?

We might not have been as focused but we were out of control.

Does anybody have a copy of Christian's shit chopper they can add to this thread?

 

Does anybody have a copy of Christian's shit chopper they can add to this thread? <!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
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Nope, don't got that but I do have this little gem hanging on my shop wall.





BB

 

Fond memories:

 

Or a flat chin........

 

And a 3rd boob on the back for slow dancing! Al Bundy

 

The shit chopper story is still around Bob, search my name and use shit or Christian in the subject..............wait, Christian will get less hits

 

These "Knowbodys" who say theyre from knowhere,cant possibly be as elite as our club,the "RodDippers".....
One of us has to die before a new member can be member number 7[total member limit],and that includes pallbearers......plus, I PRETTY WELL LIVE NOWHERE ,MYSELF!

 

We had the "First 50" Thread last week for the Hipsters.

This is the Super Elite Hipster thread of the HAMB.

 

You can only dream, pretty sure there are no skinny jeans and fixies with this group. Nordeast is a marginal beer at best. I prefer Schmalt's Alt.

 

Good to see some the off the wall stuff back on here. Been way too much about bone stock cars on here. Let's bring back some of the crazy bullshit along with honest hotrods and customs.

 

Deer Brand is in the Fridge Premium is terrible.

 

Just hoping to see the Caddy personally!

So Elmers Beer is different? Hahaha....!

Skull fucker is hiding out...!

Stinky 's been on a bender and moved from his kardbord box up to living in a bus by A.S.S.

Can't find the original but here is the content from this post many years ago... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=393365&highlight=500&page=27

Try this^^^^^^^^

HAMBr's....

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Christian getting hits

 

Of course!

Gots to get more KNOWledge on that KNOWstalgia!

And my girl is all excited about wearing her Sally MacMillian jumpsuit with KNOW panties. KNOWone will KNOW but me! All the hard dick hardKNOWsed hooligans will want fotos of her sKNOWkones even though she needs a Konejob(tm).

KNOT taking the wagon; too fuckin' KNEW!!! Need nads el camiknow...


And remember "KNOW BEER"

 

Wow!

 

i cant seem to find this thread...any help.

 

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?p=7205705

This is the one I have bookmarked.


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HAY HAMBS, YOR OLD PAL STINKY REPORTING FRO DOODY

see alls yalls all at the upstar roundlo

ima be behind the kontonentil by the dumpster for the cardbord swapmeat

gotta go here comes the liberry po-po

BY HAMBS!!!
STINKY OUT

xxxooo

 

Yup it it there and in the Original 500 thread

This one will confuse the newer crowd.

 

CAAAATS!!! mmm howdy thems good eatin

my old ladie has her lots a cats cant hardly keep tarck of em

sometiems i pick out a good fat 1 wehn shes out lookin for cans

taste real good mikerwaved with budder and wine mmm tell u waht!!

old ladie got suspishes last year bout missin cats, til i gave her a fur coat for crismas

LOLOLOL!!!!

wimen cant live withem, cant live withuot um

STINKY OUT

 

Holy.
Shit.
Stinky's Back!

 

All we need (k)now is Nlong Dong Doo or what ever his commie name was and good old Fecals the Clown, to show up and we will have a PERFECT circle-jerk.

,,,,,

 

HAY HMABSSS!!!

hows stinky get him one a them swet ass KNOBUDDDYS plaks???

wanna drag me taht badboy off a the back a my gorcery kart

dont want to join no club tho

last time i had a inishiation was in a dark box car,, in el passo

will trade 6 bottels of nite train for one knobuddsy plak

on secand thout, i,ll maek my own out a cardbord


Later HAMBSS!

STINKY OUT!!!!

 

This thread is classic! Good to see some of the old "boys" back

 

Good to see you didn't get hauled off in a dumpster Stinky. How's the cardboard hot rod coming along?

Yeah Steve and Trent, if Ngo Long Dong and Fecals the clown show up it'll really confuse the newer folks.

 

some of the classic crew of the HAMB !! hope ol' dong chimes in, his sister is hot !! wish i was headed to the round-up ,i know my pals @ bad donkey will provide that good old hi-jinx that follow them ,they even bring a midget with sometimes !!

 

Ngo Long Dong hasn't been around since February. I hope that North Korean missle test didn't accidentaly make a wrong turn and wipe out truck factory #5......