Horns... it has horns... kinda like putting a small rabbit turd on top of a cake made of dogshit. A little better execution and it wouldn't have been a bad idea. Speaking of bad ideas, 2 more bids and it's up to $6K
[ QUOTE ] A little better execution and it wouldn't have been a bad idea. [/ QUOTE ] I see you hail from Florida.
Shit...I'll bet the guys bidding on it think they're buying "a piece of history"....Let's hope that they're actually the ShitBox police....buying it up to have the beast "put down" or something like that....it's still just so goddamn funny!
Great, now I've got that Bob Rivers "Cows With Guns!" song in my head... Actually I was OK with the horns on the forks, but the friggin porthole windows got me thinking of a 70's surfer van. Just needs the boards on the roof! Surf's UP Dude!
I thought I'd better get this one back to the top lest we forget the horrors of history repeating itself....And I'm still laughing!! Shit Hatch, that's bad!
whatever...there's definately something to be said for originality, but when something is ugly as shit, its still ugly as shit. I'm gonna take a '53 Chevy, section it 6", put 10" wide Wal Mart chrome stamped steel wheels on it, cut the wheelwells out so the wheels fit (but keep it stock height), chop it 8", and cut a big hole in the roof for my head to stick out. That, or construct and elaborate camera system so i can drive lying down. To top it off, its gonna be painted lime green with bigger-then-boat flake tribal flames and scallops. Gonna throw a Saturn 4-banger in it too, so i get good mileage. Oh, and finally, a widened '32 grill shell, 8" tunneled headlights, and tail lights off a Ford Focus. Original? Yup! Would you be caught dead in it? I hope not.
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