Who is coming to the Dixieland Cruiser's Car Show in Savannah this coming Friday, April 18? The show usually attracts around 200-300 cars.
Gee, I'd like to go, but there's these two mean old guys who sit behind their cars drinkin', spitin', fartin', and insultin' every decent person who walks by. They're mean! Mean I tell ya! They ruin the day for all of us who enjoy the wholesome fun of a lip-syncin' Elvis and his back-up sync-ers, the sweet old broads in poodle skirts. Yes, my friends it used to be a great event until these two onery old bastards with their old piece-of-shit Fords started showin' up.