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Folks Of Interest Who is the Mystery HAMBer in Somers Point, NJ??

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by cuznbrucie, Aug 19, 2012.

  1. cuznbrucie
    Joined: May 1, 2005
    Posts: 2,567

    cuznbrucie
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    While driving into Somers Point today I was behind a white Chevy Silverado pickup truck with a tool chest behind the cab......and on that toolbox I saw a HAMB Alliance tag! We had to stop at the traffic light in front of Shop Rite supermarket...... The light changed to green and he went straight on Bethel Road while I needed to turn right onto Route 9......

    Who are you?

    CB
     
  2. river1
    Joined: May 12, 2001
    Posts: 855

    river1
    Member

    BTTT for a possible love connection :p

    Later jim
     
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  3. chopt55bc
    Joined: May 10, 2008
    Posts: 886

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    if it was a hot blond in a white t-bird, i could see tryin to make the love connection. but tryin to hunt down a guy in a white pickup with a tool chest? hope you find your dream guy!
     
  4. a HAMBer at the beach and he didnt check in with you??
     

  5. ArtofHotRod
    Joined: Feb 26, 2008
    Posts: 467

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  6. http://southjersey.craigslist.org/mis/

    "I was driving Into Somers Point in my car.
    You were driving your White Chevy Silverado(Probably a belly button 350 in there,A flathead would be traditional), We had to stop at the traffic light in front of Shop Rite supermarket..........Your hair was slicked back and you had your Dark sunglasses on,I could see 'em from your rear view mirror.
    Your strong fully tattoed Arm was hanging out the window,(I assume automatic,Like I said a 8ab and LaSalles would be more trad),Your hands showed the markings of a strong grip,"maybe a fabricator"-I thought.
    You had "Love"tatooed in your fingers and instantly I knew you had "Hate" tattoed on the other hand,,,,How typical.

    As the light turned Red,I started daydreaming of "Us" building a traditional Bucket or maybe a Cruiser...
    When Sadly I noticed your other TATT that said:"I love Rat Rods"....
    Nooooooooo!!!!! I screamed but My Reverend Horton Heat muffled my scream and Noone noticed.
    "He can change,"-i thought to myself...."I can make him come to the traditional light.

    I suddenly saw your tool box...A vintage Red Craftsman With some nice patina and pin stripes,It made me smile a little,thinking how it could be full of American made tools from the 50s or 60s,,"Maybe your Grandpa gave them to you".....

    Then I saw IT!!!!!
    The Tag!!!1
    That beautiful piece of aluminum stamped by the Man hisself!!!!!
    YEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!1
    I screamed!"You're one of US"-I thought...

    My loud scream was heard since Heat was playing a slow,mystic,yet so sensual tune...
    You stuck your head out the window and I noticed you weren't sweating(Damm that Vintage Air)OH WELL,Maybe he drives his roadster everyday any weather so He deserves it"-I thought...

    I was saddened that you didnt look my way...
    I waved but you didnt see..
    I started to daydream about the Threads we could have posted on and How many newbies we Ripped a new one over at THE HAMB...When I heard a horrific shriek>>>
    "MOVE THAT PIECE OF SHIT"....The voice said...

    I looked forward,The light was green AND YOU went straight on Bethel Road while I needed to turn right onto Route 9,I turned around but you,You misterious,Handsome Hamber were gone,I looked everywehre but I did not see you.

    I hope you see this humble add and write me back...
    I hope to find you soon,,,hopefully at a cruise or the HAMB Drags....

    54FOURDOORFLATBLACKREDSTEELIES...
     
  7. cuznbrucie
    Joined: May 1, 2005
    Posts: 2,567

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASH!!!!!! I love all of the ballbusting!!!!!

    Man, I can't catch a little slack here? I just thought it would be fun to know who in hell it was in these parts!! Forget it......I made a love connection 35 years ago........with my wife!!!

    You guys are merciless!!!..........don't ever change!

    CB
     
  8. traffic61
    Joined: Jun 15, 2009
    Posts: 1,506

    traffic61
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    from Owasso, OK

    Don't make me start posting cat pictures!
     
  9. King Karl
    Joined: Sep 27, 2007
    Posts: 384

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    from N.C.




    lmfao!!!
     
  10. LANCE-SPEED
    Joined: Aug 10, 2006
    Posts: 2,259

    LANCE-SPEED
    Member

    OK I'll start................................. step away from the bong.
     
  11. chopt55bc
    Joined: May 10, 2008
    Posts: 886

    chopt55bc
    Member

    That really puts the "MAN" in romance!
     
  12. carcrazyjohn
    Joined: Apr 16, 2008
    Posts: 4,844

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    from trevose pa

    I m cracking up this is funny
     
  13. pwschuh
    Joined: Oct 27, 2008
    Posts: 2,399

    pwschuh
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    Fixed that for you.
     
  14. harpo1313
    Joined: Jan 4, 2008
    Posts: 2,156

    harpo1313
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    from wareham,ma

    funny shit right there.hope you find your guy so you can get some sleep.
     
  15. ArtofHotRod
    Joined: Feb 26, 2008
    Posts: 467

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  16. Pugly
    Joined: Jan 17, 2010
    Posts: 70

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    Cut off for the HAMB is 64 not 69....
     
  17. Oh, I can just see the two of you buzzing down Route 55 to do a little candle shopping, singing along with Al Alberts-

    "On the way to Cape May, I fell in love with you.
    On the way to Cape May, I saw my dreams come true.
    I was taken by your smile, as we drifted by Sea Isle.
    My heart was really gone when we reached Avalon.
    On the way to Cape May, Stone Harbor's skies were blue.
    We were naming the day when Wildwood came in view.
    If you're gonna be my spouse, we'd better head for that Court House
    On the way to Cape May,
    On the way to Cape May."
     
  18. Offset
    Joined: Nov 9, 2010
    Posts: 1,700

    Offset
    Member
    from Canada

    Cuznbrucie, man, if you just had not hit the send button all would be right.

    I feel your pain, some questions and answers should just remain a mystery!!
     
  19. dabirdguy
    Joined: Jun 23, 2005
    Posts: 2,404

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    Me thinks thou dost protest TOO MUCH!!!!
     
  20. Probably listening to muscrat love or ymca the whole time!
     
  21. phat rat
    Joined: Mar 18, 2001
    Posts: 4,524

    phat rat
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    Have you been tutored by Germ?
     
  22. Koz
    Joined: May 5, 2008
    Posts: 2,343

    Koz
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    Damn! You are a Jersey dude. Only folks from "Down the Shore" know that shit!

    Cuzin', gotta admit you asked for this one! See you at McCungie or down the shore in a few weeks.
     
  23. Mark T
    Joined: Feb 19, 2007
    Posts: 1,886

    Mark T
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    I had to subscribe to this thread just to see how it turns out, this is better than reality TV.

    Who are you mystery man?
     
  24. yea brucie you bringing the Fez Sled to WildWood??
     
  25. falconsprint63
    Joined: May 17, 2007
    Posts: 2,359

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    from Mayberry

    bwhahaha. amost spit my drink on the keyboard

     
  26. Fenders
    Joined: Sep 8, 2007
    Posts: 3,922

    Fenders
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  27. This is good
    Fun stuff
     
  28. Maybe craigslist missed connections?
     
  29. Fopelaez
    Joined: Sep 24, 2010
    Posts: 275

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  30. old-idaho-iron
    Joined: Jul 1, 2011
    Posts: 88

    old-idaho-iron
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    This is some funny shit right here!!! IWANAFLATTIE you should write a book with that smooth of a tongue!!! HA HA
     

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