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Whats your favorite HAMB quote? and from who..

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lucky Burton, Dec 8, 2006.

  1. gasserjohn
    Joined: Nov 9, 2008
    Posts: 1,219


  2. How come sometimes 24 hours seems to slip into days, one minute feels like a life time when i feel this way.
  3. From Anderson:

    You went to Foose's shop, and you weren't fucking impressed? How amazing it must feel to be so great that the stuff Foose does doesn't impress you. Do you sell your excrement in bottle? Because it must smell like roses, and I think my mom would like some for Christmas.
  4. breeder
    Joined: Jul 13, 2005
    Posts: 10,949

    Member Emeritus

    Most my drunken rants get deleted by someone! Damn mods! :) but at the time I bet they were funny! To me anyway! Ask norwell! I've left him some shit on his phone that he thought was funny! But now he never answers his phone....hmmmm... Must have changed his number! ;)
  5. HMMMMM. I was just looking for a reason to have a shot
  6. Driving A foreign car is like having a 5-inch dick !!! It's ok in town but not worth a fuck on the road " quote from the late Jim Meek RIP my friend >>>>.
  7. Hey wait a minute I resemble that remark. :eek:

    I don't remember who it is but one of the fellas used to have "Stupid should hurt" for his signature. I've always thought of times that I mashed a finger or the like and chuckled when I read that one.
  8. fastrnu
    Joined: Feb 26, 2009
    Posts: 739

    from shelton,wa

    "The difference between stupidity and genious, is genious has its limits"
    Albert Einstien
  9. jokerjason
    Joined: Oct 18, 2006
    Posts: 356


    "that car's so bad ass he can hook up on wet grass" JOKER JASON.
  10. finkd
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 1,500

    Member Emeritus

    I don't give a , DAMN, just do it...... gene winfield
  11. "i am into cars not gramer."
  12. "would you like that folded or rolled " ask Tudor Jeff
  13. This thread is too good to not bring back to the top occasionally...:cool:
  14. duece
    Joined: Oct 13, 2007
    Posts: 14

    from australia

    "Crow low roost high" Turtle.
  15. FiddyFour
    Joined: Dec 31, 2004
    Posts: 9,011


  16. Cantstop
    Joined: Jul 11, 2005
    Posts: 239


    I think thats why some of us still hang around this joint, may not have alot of posts but I definately laugh my ass of on a daily basis.
  17. falcongeorge
    Joined: Aug 26, 2010
    Posts: 18,341

    from BC

    This is actually the signature of a FNG who just joined the Lacquer Lovers social group. I just about spit my coffee out when I read this!

    "God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the wilderness and I had to eat him."
  18. 48 Chubby
    Joined: Apr 29, 2008
    Posts: 1,014

    48 Chubby
    Member Emeritus

    That's blasphemous! Irreverent! Funny Though, for sure it's funny>
  19. fleetside66
    Joined: Nov 20, 2006
    Posts: 2,889


    "It's easy, just ask someone who's never done it."
  20. Rickybop
    Joined: May 23, 2008
    Posts: 8,547

    from Michigan

    A nasty Germ can cause wide-spread dis-ease. But plenty of alcohol and certain drugs can eventually eradicate the problem.
  21. DeepSea Fish
    Joined: Sep 6, 2008
    Posts: 81

    DeepSea Fish

    Gotta be from my friend Kevin at Ooltewah Speed Shop.

    "Don't worry, worryin's for PUSSY'S"
  22. Straightpipes
    Joined: Jan 25, 2006
    Posts: 1,084


    Where did all the great posts go?? Good for a read every year or so but Damn....... I like the OLD HAMB...

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