The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by KIRK!, Aug 14, 2003.
"propwash" is the pilot's equivalent of "bilgewater" aka Bulls**t.
HEY, LET'S SEE IFKIRK WOULD LIKE THE HONORS OF THE 1000'TH POST ON THIS BABY!!!
and yes, i know its corney to say so bite me!!
I`ts my name simple as that.
Since I haven't said anything yet, here's my story. Back in college I drove a '69 VW Beetle. It was nearly stock at the time, and I always talked about how someday it would be fast...yeah, someday. I was part of teh UW-Stour Auto club, and we routinly had partys. Being a VW guy, and new to the club, our alumni dubbed me "Bugboy." They too heard the storys of my 'someday" motor.
After skimping and saving for two years, I was able to afford the Supercharger kit for it. It went from being nearly stock to a 14 second car(still not fast, but for a still 1600cc VW, it's quick). I took one of our alumni out for a ride that included many burnouts, donuts and powerslides. When we got back, he got out of the car and said "Wow Jeff, That's pretty cool. You've graduated from Bugboy to Bugman", and the rest is history.
I'll help Kirk! get closer.
My drinking buddy in high skool would get blasted and start daring me to do stupid shit in my Jeep. I'd always do it and he started calling me Danimal. I ended up marrying his sister 5 or 6 years later.
Now 20 years later, he's the only one who still calls me that but it makes my wife laugh every time with that cynical 'Danimal, ha!' tone!
Always wanted it to by my license plate but too cheap to pop for the $50!
wfopossum is just a play on words,when was the last time you saw a possum going wide f'n open? I've got to stop drinking when I create screen names,oh well.
v - last name starts with "v"
8 - me, my wife, and our 6 kids
ranch - well we are from Montana orginally... always thought it would be cool to have the old flathead v8 logo as my ranch brand.
I've had a Ford from the first day I started driving. I've had other makes but a Ford has always been in the stable. I have a Ford tattoo. One day David Perry called me Johnny Ford and it's stuck ever since.
Mine is just my name. (Nickname actually given by my grandma). I had it on the old HAMB back in the 90's. Quite suprised to actually be able to get it again when I signed back up last year.
your avatar???? ahh chit!!!!no 1000 fer ya kirk im sure ya give a shit!!!
Thought that I would grab the 1000th post in this thread.....
poncho62....I have a 62 Pontiac
Shit....too slow....missed it
49 years ago, my parents gave me the nick name "Biff".. I never out grew it, so a guy at work calls me Biffster........... go figure
I'm 6'3" 325lb, and my name is Joe, and I was married to the woman who makes my life a living and utter hell on October 15th. Hope that clears it up!
our spanish speaking friends know the deal...heres a hint for the anglos
Stick Shift I thought real Hot Rods had three pedals on the floor!
And driving an auto is like french kissing with out tongue! Plus the other choices were taken.
i like johnny cash. and i have the coolest dad in the world, so no...it ain't like that
HOOLIGAN350 Los Hooligans is our hot rod club and a hooligan is muuuccch more classy than a hoodlum ha ha ha. 350 is the displacement on most my rods. It's a wal-mart motor I can find parts everywhere and dirt cheap.
Just what is says kantgetnun. none of anything. especially anything that has to do with my wife.
EVILONE was taken........05/28 is my B-day
I used no imagination at all. I've got a 53 Merc, and the last name is Ashburn. Shouda come up with somethin cool.
ask big dirty he knows
......men hva i svarte er teorien med signaturen???
pretty straightforward, I own a 57 meteor ranchero.
beatcad- short for beatnik cadillac.
My name means Big Butt, or Large Rump.
Not cuz' i have one but because i am one. Plus i've been called all the other asses, you know, like dumbass, smartass, jackass, wiseass, no one ever called me huge ass. So I called myself it.
Boy do i sound dumb!!
Separate names with a comma.