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What is this woman hiding??

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Riva B., Jul 15, 2011.

  1. Use the best pick up line of the century,,,,,,,"Does this smell like chloroform to you?" lolololol
  2. chrisntx
    Joined: Jan 20, 2006
    Posts: 1,791

    from Texas .

    I blame it on the heatwave
  3. Riva B.
    Joined: May 16, 2010
    Posts: 177

    Riva B.

    Ha.. this is Massachusetts, people around here think 89 degrees is a heatwave:rolleyes:
  4. 40FORDPU
    Joined: Mar 15, 2009
    Posts: 3,022

    from Yelm, Wa
    1. Northwest HAMBers

    Funny stuff..but seriously honesty and sincerity normally will win out every time. She obviously wasn't "put off" by you the first time, so you already have that going for you. Good luck
  5. Francisco Plumbero
    Joined: May 6, 2010
    Posts: 2,531

    Francisco Plumbero
    from il.

    Put a pair of tube socks between your front pockets and go smile at her.

    Front now, not the back.
  6. whiskerz
    Joined: Jul 7, 2011
    Posts: 148

    from Ga.

    good luck and post a picture of her on here :D
  7. KRB52
    Joined: Jul 9, 2011
    Posts: 1,019

    from Conneticut

    I agree, try the polite, direct approch. If you try to be pushy or try to "pull a fast one" and she catches on, what could have been a win/win will turn out to be "loose/suspicious-of-anyone-that-ever-comes-around-looking-again." Honesty is always best.
  8. Very entertaining , thanks for the laugh people !!


  9. one37tudor
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 146


    Why not just go back and ask her if she has given anymore thought to letting you look at the old cars she has on her property. She will then know you have some interest and have not forgotten about them. That will give her the opportunity to tell you what here thoughts really are.

  10. [! How to gently prod a woman to let me rummage through her property ?? :D[/QUOTE]

    Spent half my youth trying to figure that one out...;)
  11. Jalopy Joker
    Joined: Sep 3, 2006
    Posts: 26,164

    Jalopy Joker

    you have seen her and where/how she lives. would not hurt to bring some type of small gift that she may like/need. just stop by and go from there. if not home leave a reminder note about your first visit. any signs of a man living there? if not maybe he is out back with the other old skeletons (Ha!). no matter what be sure to take pictures of what you find. is there a barn or large out building on the property? post a pic of your car too.
  12. Master of None
    Joined: Dec 18, 2009
    Posts: 2,279

    Master of None

    Ever seen the Steven King movie Misery? Hopefully she won't turn into your biggest fan.

  13. The saying is " I don't know why he gets all the girls? He just sits there licking his eyebrows!" duh
  14. she probably lost the number, or forgot, just go knock on the door again. my guess is you won't have a problem.
  15. Dyce
    Joined: Sep 12, 2006
    Posts: 1,908


    You wern't the only one driving by remember. I'd get back there before someone else gets in. These scrap buyers work quick, you need to be quicker!!
  16. Hmmmmm I'm not that far from frickenburg!!
  17. Francisco Plumbero
    Joined: May 6, 2010
    Posts: 2,531

    Francisco Plumbero
    from il.


    Those cars in her yard are from all of the men who have come a knocking at her door trying to see her yard full of cars.

    Dude, we just came up with a new Stephen King novel.

    She lures them in to her yard where they ask her if they can buy some parts, she says yes but can you look under my old Dodge to see what's leaking. Then she pops the jack and whammo, she make sausage out of them and pulls their car around into the yard.
  18. Francisco Plumbero
    Joined: May 6, 2010
    Posts: 2,531

    Francisco Plumbero
    from il.

    Maybe she's just not that into you.:D
  19. 69fury
    Joined: Feb 24, 2009
    Posts: 1,419


    funny thing- about Americans and tata sizing- In Paris, the perfect breast just fits a champagne glass. In New York it's supposed to clog a toilet.

  20. Phil Stevens
    Joined: Mar 24, 2002
    Posts: 392

    Phil Stevens

    ha ha love it!
  21. carcrazyjohn
    Joined: Apr 16, 2008
    Posts: 4,844

    from trevose pa

    Just knock on the door again ,Or leave a note in the mailbox.With your number ...........Id choose number 2 , She might not answer the door,
  22. Ebbsspeed
    Joined: Nov 11, 2005
    Posts: 5,422


    I still can't believe that most of the posters to this thread don't realize that Riva B (the starter of this thread) is a woman.
  23. 55 gasser pickup
    Joined: Dec 17, 2010
    Posts: 479

    55 gasser pickup
    from utah

    Somebody said toungue ring I say cock ring.If she laughs youre in unless she is laughing cause she already has a bigger one
  24. Francisco Plumbero
    Joined: May 6, 2010
    Posts: 2,531

    Francisco Plumbero
    from il.

    Maybe she is a doooood.
  25. 345winder
    Joined: Oct 27, 2010
    Posts: 1,059


    how do you know they dont? :D equal oportuinity brother!
  26. Phillips
    Joined: Oct 26, 2010
    Posts: 1,321


    Dress up like one of them lady-rasslers in your avatar and see where things go from there.

    Seriously, your original honest approach will probably work the best. She may be wondering what ever happened to that nice gal that stopped by to ask about the car a while back.
  27. GrizzGang
    Joined: Jul 26, 2010
    Posts: 149

    from D/FW

    Then just show up with something buzzing and pull it out and say "hold this while I check in your bushes"
  28. That explains the Famous Ames cookies.
  29. 50styleline
    Joined: Apr 23, 2010
    Posts: 366


    Go back with a camera and tell her you know of rather large group of car folk that could probably give her more than a few dollars for all that "junk" in the woods
  30. Abomb
    Joined: Oct 14, 2006
    Posts: 1,659


    America the beautiful....or, one more reason France sucks.....:D Sorry to the original poster, in case you haven't noticed yet, us men will be (pigs) men....

    Just straight up ask again, be polite, if she's still interested in getting rid of that stuff, she will note that you were interested enough to return.

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