What Is The Coolest Car Club Name You Can Think Of?...

I dunno, is 'Seamen Receptacles' that much more PC than 'Cum Dumpsters'?

 

Not much. That's why I apologized in advance.

 

Is this any more sanitary?

*Again, I apologize.

 

LA CC

This would be better with Mutley's picture of him roller skating, but stands for Liberace's Army.

 

Horny Mooses

 

The revived rust buckets
The dumpster divers
The lowriding lunatics

 

Muttley rollerskates?

 

Now that is something I'd like to see. Can anyone photoshop Mutley rollerskating with his boy Liberace?

 

That type of puzzle is called a rebus but the show was named "Concentration".
Lucky Lager still has them? Holy crap, I can't find the stuff around here.

 

Pickle Ticklers

 

Morons

Ok:

Irish Morons

 

Ouch, that hurt.......but funny

 

LINK

 

Uhh...........no, roller skating is for Hippies and twelve year old girls.

 

NAMBLA ramblas
sausage wallets
fucktards
menstrators
face basters
man chowders
interior decorators
the hershey highwaymen
the donkey punchers
the rick james' crack pipe burn victims

 

Back in High School,Saunders T&T HS, 1963 we started a car club, The Lazy Strokers, think it would still be COOL today!

 

CRANK YANKERS

MUFFLER BEARINGS

 

Mill Masters, Cruisin' Angels, Rovin Chariots, The Elegants, ....some local names from the late 50', Early 60's.....Midwest Clubs who were aware that good PR was important to earn a level of respect in the community to alieviate some of the discomfort and animosity that was immerging from some clubs in the day. Building walls of resistance to the sport was viewed as counter-productive to the hobby an bad behavior undoes a lot of what responsible Rodders want to avoid...........What was considered wise then accomplished a lessened concern that the Rodder types were trouble.......If our presence creates an impression that we have no repect for law and order and that we have nothing to offer, it will soon be an increased level of anymosity between the car guys and the communities....If terrorism and lawlessness is your goal...go right ahead...if you think it wise to present yourself as gar guys who love to run, and cruise and enjoy the cars...do that....There will be a public oppionion being formed.
One will grow the sport, and one will promote lawlessness and pain....ideas have consequences, Take sometime
to think you options through.....Sandpiper

 

I thought lawlessness was traditional?

How about The Hamburglars?

 

The counterproductive lawless traditional elegant chariots of discum fart`s cc.

The painfull gar guy`s who love to cruise and promote pain ? cc.

The nancy boy`s ! cc.

 

While I agree with you in general I don't believe Hot Rodders are viewed as much of a threat these days. There are certainly more frightening issues like crime, intrusive government, economic instability or another terrorist attack.
The cost of rodding if anything makes rodders a rich target of opportunity for over regulation by law and taxation as well as property loss by accident or theft. I don't think anyone these days really cares what you call yourself (short of the completely profane) as long as you aren't driving like a reckless jerk, and pay your license, taxes and fees.
And there is your name:

"The Completely Profane"

I think I'll use that one myself.

 

Mate,
Take this thread as the joke it is. No one is stupid enough to use these names and no one seriously expects them to be used.

 

the Puckered Starfish Greasers?

 

Cum Dumpsters is good, but since he wanted maybe an Irish theme I've voting for the

Cumdrunken Irishmen

Los Myconiums CC

Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch

Speed Racers

ahh hell, I had a couple more but I kept reading the thread and forgot 'em. Y'all are some geniuses,

Joe

 

Now I remember--

The Spooge Bobs

 

if you were starting a motorcycle club you could call it the MENSTRUAL CYCLES.

 

THE PUCKER MUSCLE MASTERS C.C.

BROKEN SPOKE BOYS C.C.

 

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