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What car stuff do you hide from your wife?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by kscarguy, Jul 3, 2012.

  1. kscarguy
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    I got thinking about some guys I know that hide car stuff from their wives. One hides spare money in his toolbox and the other actually has a 1969 corvette stashed away in a storage locker that his wife knows nothing about. :eek:
     
  2. NTAPHSE
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    Nothing, I don't think that's a good way to have a healthy marriage.
     
  3. squirrel
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    She'll get the credit card bill for the new differential parts in about a month....then it'll hit the fan
     
  4. stainlesssteelrat
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    seems to me, that if you gotta hide shit from her.. then mayhaps you got the
    wrong woman..
     
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  5. FEDER
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    She dont ask I dont say
     
  6. Oh this is an easy one.............. MONEY!
     
  7. Firefly
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    Oohhhh, sounds like a potential scenario for one of those TV shows where they auction off the contents of storage lockers coz the owner hasn't been paying the bill ...... coz he has dropped dead and nobody else knows about his 'stash' :rolleyes:
     
  8. Atwater Mike
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    Seems like that to me, too. Thank the marriage gods for mine...
     
  9. Rattle Trap
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    THE KEYS! She's blind as a bat.
     
  10. Bigcheese327
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    Not a damn thing. Truthfulness is not only morally right, it is highly efficient.

    If you're gonna hide a Corvette, when will you drive it - just to see your mistress?
     
  11. Blah... blah... blah... blah... blah! :rolleyes:
     
  12. millersgarage
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    x2 !
     
  13. ronk16
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    can`t keep one around long enough to find out what may happen....
     
  14. gasolinescream
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    I'd would never hide anything from my Ex -wife, probably why she's my ex-wife. Haha how a sweet girl can turn into the spawn of the devil.

    I actually know folks like this, can't be healthy way of living, lying your ass off all the time.
     
  15. Bigcheese327
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    Hey man, don't blame me, it's on the wall at Jimmy John's.

    And anyway, my point is that I'm too busy to keep track of an ever-growing web of deception. It's easier to remember the truth.
     
  16. nailhead terry
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    The other women that 32 named Bettie, no she knows about her. She dose not like her. I buy her new things all the time and she has seen the credit card statements .Well I better go mow the yard ,wash her car kiss her ass and tell her how much I love my car !!
     
  17. flatheadpete
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    Nothin.....after all, the Shoebox is hers.
     
  18. ratrodder34
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    She gets the DIRECT DEPOSIT......I get the CASH!!
     
  19. RagtopBuick66
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    EVERY damn thing...
     
  20. Cooder2
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    Nothing really, used to get razzed about all the Summit boxes, but only in a good way
     
  21. kscarguy
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    My gal took my hotrod A coupe while we were at a car cruise. She was gone with her girlfriend for about an hour. Everyone teased me she was selling the car. She told me a few days later about how she smoked some camaro at a stop light. Perhaps I should have hidden the keys, but what the heck...that's what it's about, having fun.

    Come to think of it, I wonder if she hid winnings from that race from me?
     
  22. 325w
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    X 2 make that 3 now.""..
     
  23. 60widewhitez
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    I had a whole other 60 my wife didn'y know about. one night we were fighting about money and I told her about it. I sold it and it helped pay for RN school. We have agreed that after I pass my boards I can have an old car budget. I told her that this is a must. I hate being a liar.. If this doesn't happen my marriage is in trouble because old cars is who I am... We shall see.
     
  24. 19blockhead72
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    She knows what I have. She doesn't know what it costs and she doesn't ask. It's better that way.
     
  25. mixedupamx
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    nothing now but before-entire cars.
     
  26. Dog Dish Deluxe
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    I think it'a more of a question of what do they hide from US! :eek: Just kidding! But seriously, I dont hide anything from mine. She might be controlling about other stuff, but not about cars because she knows that it makes me happy. :cool: Mine doesn't know what stuff costs, but even if she did she wouldn't mind as long as I'm enjoying it. By that token, she doesn't know what it costs each month to pay the bills, gas, etc. and was completely horrified a few months back when I showed here just how much money I have to come up with each month.
     
  27. kscarguy
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    Another guy I knew DID NOT hide his new project from his wife, he left it in the driveway. Then he dissappeared for a few days.

    I need better friends.
     
  28. Nothing,remember it's a two way street,,I am always honest with my wife that's the way it should be. HRP
     
  29. ol55
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    The stuff I can't remember where I put it...
     
  30. pug man
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    x2 HOTRODPRIMER
     

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