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What Are You Doing With Your Stimulus Check?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by KernCountyKid, Apr 1, 2008.

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  1. ALindustrial
    Joined: Aug 7, 2007
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    so wait - if you get back $600.... next year if you are sopose to recieve $400... you end up oweing them another $200? or how does that work?
     
  2. flatheadpete
    Joined: Oct 29, 2003
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    from Burton, MI

    Hookers and Beer.
     
  3. Roothawg
    Joined: Mar 14, 2001
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    I stand corrected.

    Thanks
     
  4. These my friend are TOO SMALL>>>>.
     
  5. Diamond49
    Joined: Nov 28, 2006
    Posts: 319

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    I would like to say that I would spend it wisely, etc. etc.
    But the truth is, I'll probably PISS IT AWAY, just like I do most of the time with my hard earned $$$ ;)
    Just call me EMPTED POCKETS.
     
  6. greasel
    Joined: Jan 24, 2007
    Posts: 325

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    from Fresno, CA

    so as long as we're at war, it's cool to write disability and welfare checks to lazy scammers, pay social security to immigrants and give full medical coverage, housing and driving priveleges to illegals? your logic is broken. I don't care if we're at war or not, I don't like giving up money from my hourly rate job when I'm working outside in the 115 degree summers to the gov't to inefficiently distribute to the lazy, undeserving leeches of our society.
    at least the money going towards the war is disbanding and severely postponing any future attacks...free money to the leeches is creating breeding grounds for more of the same.
     
  7. Topless Ford
    Joined: Feb 10, 2007
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    Hookers and blow...........:D
     
  8. Green49Ford
    Joined: Jun 30, 2004
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    thai-lady-boys
     
  9. Green49Ford
    Joined: Jun 30, 2004
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    mmmm.....booger sugar
     
  10. lostforawhile
    Joined: Mar 23, 2008
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    tires and getting my SU carbs rebuilt
     
  11. henryj429
    Joined: Jan 18, 2007
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    Funny as hell! I feel like I just heckled a comedian and he put me in my place!

    Would your wife settle for the implants (as shown in the pic) strapped on with duct tape? That would leave you enough cash for a Mexican blanket or two.

    Good luck!
     
  12. El Guapo Nuevo
    Joined: Dec 17, 2007
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    from Oregon

    Spending it to fund a restaurant...Take that economy!
     
  13. Flatdog
    Joined: Jan 31, 2003
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    You been under a rock. Hooker, Russa and Orient. Beer lots of inport choices there also.
     
  14. customcory
    Joined: Apr 25, 2007
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    If everything goes right , I'm gonna have my windshield cut at Tri-Valley Glass. 4 in. ought to be enough.
     
  15. haroldd1963
    Joined: Oct 15, 2007
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    from Peru, IL

    Which one will you buy first, left or right?
     
  16. haroldd1963
    Joined: Oct 15, 2007
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    haroldd1963
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    from Peru, IL

    Goint to Vegas, getting drunk, getting a tattoo.
     
  17. brewsir
    Joined: Mar 4, 2001
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    well we borrowed the money from the chinese so we can give it to us poor Americans...so I think I will spend mine on crack and head out to chinatown to make a little profit and give something back (or I may just spend it in Mexico later this month)
     
  18. Cole Auto
    Joined: Mar 26, 2008
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    from SoCal

    I'm giving mine right back to Uncle Sam. That is one rich bastard!
     
  19. Mazooma1
    Joined: Jun 5, 2007
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    Wrong.
    He's one broke bastard. He owes money all over the world, especially China.
    Uncle Sam is homeless, but wears a suit and tie. Sad. :(
     
  20. Gepetto
    Joined: Nov 29, 2007
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    from Orange

    coke and hookers is what I thought when I first saw the title, I guess if I throw in some beer alot of us could party real good for just one night.
     
  21. 5wndwcpe
    Joined: Oct 8, 2007
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    I'm not gettin' one. :mad:
     
  22. Von Rigg Fink
    Joined: Jun 11, 2007
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    from Garage

    im going to buy one of these
     

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  23. 5wndwcpe
    Joined: Oct 8, 2007
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    I got that emailed to me the other day with an illegal alien in place of the cat. :p
     
  24. I Drag
    Joined: Apr 11, 2007
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    Dear US gov't:

    I cannot limit my patriotism and good will towards my country's future. I would like to DOUBLE my efforts towards stimulating the economy and to be a good American.

    Therefore, please send me DOUBLE the amount you are planning on sending.

    It's for our children, and our future!
     
  25. chaos10meter
    Joined: Feb 21, 2007
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    from PA.

    Quote:
    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset">Originally Posted by fiat128 [​IMG]
    Buy my wife one of the two fake boobs she wants...
    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>Which one will you buy first, left or right?


    I'm getting my girl one.

    In the middle of her back for when we dance :cool:
    <!-- / message -->
     
  26. deanfbart
    Joined: Apr 2, 2008
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    from Minnesota

    Invest back in business, a tiny bit more security
     
  27. dagenesta
    Joined: Feb 26, 2008
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  28. I bought a 61 Olds hardtop in anticipation of getting mine...
     
  29. mikhett
    Joined: Jan 22, 2005
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    from jackson nj

    What economic stimulis???? There just giving you back your money that you already sent them.I dont trust my govt. Do You?
     
  30. smokindave
    Joined: May 30, 2005
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    my wife hasn't told me yet
     
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