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Event Coverage Welcome to Uncle Sam's Pie Eating Contest (USPEC)

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  1. Okiedoker
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    All-

    Welcome to a thread dedicated to Uncle Sam's Pie Eating Contest.

    What is Uncle Sam's Pie Eating Contest? Well, it is as American As Apple Pie and it is an event like no other.

    So, get your car ready, order some pie crust slicks and come and have the time of your life on June 2, 2018 at the inaugural Uncle Sam's Pie Eating Contest.

    stay tuned for more info and the answers to many of your burning questions...
     
  2. Okiedoker
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  3. looking forward to this
     
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  4. Okiedoker
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    We will start slow on this thread...

    All cars that participate must run pie crust slicks. The brand does not matter... that is driver choice!
     
  5. Okiedoker
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    Since our attempts to develop a time machine have not worked, we are NOT attempting to make this event period correct or follow any rule book.

    We are designing this event based upon what we want to see and how we want to see it.

    If it happens to have some similarities to what racers remember from the 60's... well then that would just be some sort of coincidence...
     
  6. Okiedoker
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    For those who have been wondering....there WILL be an actual pie eating contest during the event.

    Now would be the time to reference all of the funny lines from the movie "Stand by me"
     
  7. Okiedoker
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    And yes... Uncle Sam will also make an appearance
     
  8. chevy57dude
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  9. ...sounds cool to me, can't wait...
     
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  10. wvenfield
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    I think it's likely a good idea for you all to start off slow and build from there. It's probably (IMO) the best way to get where you want to be.

    Can't wait for the coverage here.
     
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  11. what kinda pie?
     
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  12. 0NE BAD 51 MERC
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    Older than 1966 cars with 60's drag racing style + Actual drag racing on 60's style slicks = :):):):) !!!!! I'm Good lol, Larry
     
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  13. Okiedoker
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    That is a great question... I am thinking blueberry!


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  14. wrenchbender
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    All I can say is AJ better be ready cause I have a really wicked running mouse motored digger ready to defeat his elephant powered rail job one word says it all HILBORN lol


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  15. Deuced Up!
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    Got my "crusts" on!!! ....and I would like to order a Cherry Cobbler please. Thanks LOL

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  16. I would prefer cherry pie......

    Slicks are on and i'm ready....
    vetteass.jpg
     
  17. Okiedoker
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    That is a cool Vette man... looking forward to seeing it live.
     
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  18. Those are nice! Are they Towel City?
     
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  19. Deuced Up!
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    No, they are Radir.

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  20. Torkwrench
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    Hmmmmm......Cherry Pie.



    Sorry.....The video is WAY TOO 1980's for this. LOL.
     
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  21. hey Jackson, you do know your car isn't the only one that's been on a new diet - right?

    a no-carb diet that is...

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  22. BigDrag
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    The pit bike is ready to launch hard on runs to the burger stand.
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  23. I just hope Wrenchbender's RT is better at the track than it is here on the HAMB...

    :cool:
     
  24. wrenchbender
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    Oh don't worry AJ I have a good reaction time but then again you wouldn't know cause you are so scared you take off before the top bulb is even lit up lol


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  25. I ain't skeered of no mouse....
     
  26. truckntom
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    I second the cherry cobbler...

    Would be cool to see no burn outs like the days of old...line em up and GO!
     
  27. Deuced Up!
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    You know I have a killer cherry cobbler recipe from my great Granny... I may just bring a few pans of my own to share in the pits.

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  28. saltflats
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    You guys make me want to buy some tires.
     

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