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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Nads, Jan 8, 2007.

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  1. 1- shot slinger
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    the ugliness keeps coming!

    We could make a "B movie" horror flick outta' this! I can see it now..."It came from a tasteless soul's garage!" haha

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    Killer!
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    Poor thing...
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  2. 1- shot slinger
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    sadly...more.

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    Oh. My. God.
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    could be worse I guess...
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  3. 1- shot slinger
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  4. hemi
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    Winnah, winnah, Chicken Dinnah!!!!

    Holy crap! Just when you think this thread is gonna fizzle out and we've seen everything... that IROC windowed beauty is a peach! Even the dog on the back is pissed off... Geez, the midwest is making the East Coast guys look good. Who knew?

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  5. mcload
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    I think this wagon would look pretty good without the big-ass rear fender...I'd drive it.

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  6. KIRK!
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    Damn, dude! It was like a car wreck, I just couldn't stop looking.
     
  7. hairypalms
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    i'm gonna have nightmares after looking at these pics... i wouldn't be shocked if someone tried to stab themselves in the eyes
     
  8. DocWatson
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    Man, I had to stab myself in the eyes after looking at these..........
     
  9. skooch
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    Oh yea! Now we're cookin! You saved the worst for last. (?)
    It couldn't possibly get any worse!
     
  10. Magnus
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    You have an astonding collection of very ugly customs. Congrats to the winner, I think?
     
  11. Beauty may be in the eye of the beer holder, but UGLY is fuckin' universal. I gotta go flush my eyes with CLOROX!!!!!-MIKE:eek::eek::eek:

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  12. fiat128
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    No, it could not. You do win. What the hell kind of car shows do you find this stuff at? I must live in a place with less lead in the water or something.
     
  13. Nads
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    The above car wins, it cannot be topped. Having said that you guys keep finding 'em.
     
  14. Mazooma1
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    Isn't this a violation of the Geneva Convention?
     
  15. Flipper
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    I've seen this one in person. Its a nice car.
     
  16. atomickustom
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    I agree. Compared to those other messes, this one is a pretty clean and traditional late '50s/early '60s kustom. Not my style, but I'd drive it! (And changing the fenders would be so easy!)
    I've seen a couple of those others in old magazines, so some toes are being stepped on, but ugly is ugly.
     
  17. Dandingo
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    Check out the front of that van!

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  18. mcload
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    You've just ruined my lunch...thanks. You should be demoted to FNG!!
    By the way, I think he likes you dandingo.
     
  19. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DANDINGO!!!! Jeez man I just ate....Im just gonna go wash my eyes out with laquer thinner now!

    Hey 1-Shot...been to any KKOA shows :) the captions are killing me man!!
     
  20. kraka138
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    i saw this one in person and the guy was drooling over my buddies very mild 55 olds
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  21. BOBBY FORD
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    Man these pictures are really disturbing. The bad part about it is that all the owners think they are cool. Can you fathom how much money and man hours were spent on these wierdos. There are a lot more out there to. Makes you wonder about the sanity of some people! You know the old saying in the car business "there is an ass for every seat" How true!
     
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    I remember seeing THIS car for the first time at the Milwaukee Rod-O-Rama in 1961 or '62!!! It was Pearl White with what looked like a Black Bear Interior and we thought it was awesome at the time...Now in California I believe...I'd love to hear the history of this car!....Sandpiper
     
  23. 1- shot slinger
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    Yeah...I can agree on the 40...The only thing that threw me off was the way the headlights abruptly fade off to a point into the fender. In the picture you can see exactly what I mean on the passenger side...there's no flow. But the fenders could easily be switched and I would drive the hell out of it.

    Hubnut, yeah I've been to a couple KKOA shows, and thats where some of these were shot. I can't take the credit though, I just found them. I found them on carnut.com, that place is FULL of ugly shit, along with some very nice rides as well.
     
  24. straykatkustoms
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    I was going through my lil Mags and found this prime example of Ugly. I was glad
    that the whole article wasn't in color.

    Happy Trails,

    Mick
     

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  25. DocWatson
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    Is it just me or do the grille bars not line ip top to bottom around the headlights?
     
  26. Doc- they must be some of them "in progress" pics...

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  27. Billybobdad
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    And it's for sale

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  28. Billybobdad
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    This one confuses my eyes
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  29. I dig the hell outa these shorty's........mostly the stationwagons!!:D
     
  30. rixrex
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    I've tried to get through the whole thing...has anyone posted a picture of the 50 Mercury with the Riviera frontend? If so, please let me know what page its on, I'm trying to lose weight and want to throw my lunch....
     
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