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The Useless Tools Thread

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Weasel, Jul 23, 2012.

  1. need louvers ?
    Joined: Nov 20, 2008
    Posts: 12,911

    need louvers ?

    Or english motorcycle silliness...
  2. need louvers ?
    Joined: Nov 20, 2008
    Posts: 12,911

    need louvers ?

    I'll put in a vote for the worthless less than year old 4' double florecent light from home depot above my louver bench. Really, less than a year? REALLY!?
  3. Kustom292
    Joined: Dec 21, 2008
    Posts: 217

    from Winnipeg

    Pretty much anything from Princess Auto in Canada. I bought a socket once because I was doing some torching and knew that I would probably break it and the dame thing was not even made with the hole inthe center. Cheep Crap.
  4. johnod
    Joined: Aug 18, 2009
    Posts: 775


    ^^^^ ain't that the truth^^^^^:)
  5. Blue One
    Joined: Feb 6, 2010
    Posts: 10,625

    Blue One
    from Alberta

    The guy who posted this. :p ;)

    I usually keep a tree in my garage :D I'll keep my engine hoist thank you.
  6. I remember using those sizes on old Fords (30s/40s) and one (can't remember which size) on my '36 Dodge. I keep mine just in case I ever need them but haven't used that size in years (40 or so).
  7. I'll match you one brother-in-law.
  8. Mine comes with his mother too.
  9. Flathead Johnny
    Joined: Jul 26, 2011
    Posts: 728

    Flathead Johnny
    from MA

    perfect example of this is my avatar lol

  10. rampant150
    Joined: Dec 30, 2010
    Posts: 31


  11. silversink
    Joined: May 3, 2008
    Posts: 915


    vibrating back massager(wife's) to vibrate plaster into a mold once-----boy was she pissed, you would have thought I ruined something usefull. HaHaHa
  12. Metric Cresent Wrench
  13. cshades
    Joined: Sep 2, 2011
    Posts: 483

    from wi

    Eastwoods an flaring tool
  14. chris' 38
    Joined: Oct 24, 2010
    Posts: 307

    chris' 38

    My father in law is the most useless tool of all.
  15. 48bill
    Joined: Mar 27, 2001
    Posts: 382


    I'll second that>!!!!!!
  16. Beamy
    Joined: Jan 27, 2012
    Posts: 11

    from oakley ca

    ha ha exactly, i think id rather use a hoist than an oak tree in the middle of a field any day.
  17. bobj49f2
    Joined: Jun 1, 2008
    Posts: 1,798


    That's funny.

    I wire industrial controls for a living and in an average day I may stip a couple of hundre wires a day. I also use the type pictured, not to strip wire but they work great for stripping the outer jacket of many types of multi-conductor control cable. They work like crap, IMO, on regular single conductor wire.

    My entry is any of the mechanical type wire strippers, I use the simple pliers type all of the time.

    But these are crap for crimping wire ends, I use a racheting type:


    I have a tool box drawer full of crappy strippers and crimpers I've bought over the years and haven't found many that work with a damn.

    Totally agree.
  18. dudley32
    Joined: Jan 2, 2008
    Posts: 2,089


    I'm still Whitworth in a metric world...
  19. Black Primer
    Joined: Oct 1, 2007
    Posts: 966

    Black Primer

    Anybody wanna buy some cordless 18v milwaukee tools?
  20. evs1
    Joined: Oct 3, 2010
    Posts: 160


    Back in the late 70's, I was at a buddys house helping him install a CB radio. We needed to drill a hole in the aluminum frame of his truck topper to mount the antenna, and not having any of my tools and him not having very many, it was off to K-Mart for a drill bit. We came back, started drilling, and the bit snagged. It straightened the bit out, actually took out most of the twist. That was the most useless tool I ever saw.
  21. pila38
    Joined: Mar 25, 2009
    Posts: 763


    Any tool a family member puts into my stocking on Christmas. All bargain bin junk.
  22. deto
    Joined: Jun 26, 2010
    Posts: 2,621


    hahaha x2. My friends always buy me "a bunch of tools" for christmas. Its usually shit from a sidewalk sale at harbor freight with a total value of $10
  23. henryj429
    Joined: Jan 18, 2007
    Posts: 1,058


    Just about any coil spring compressor.
  24. Weasel
    Joined: Dec 30, 2007
    Posts: 6,695


    Including the one I bought from the Snap On guy for $300 back in the 1990s - useless and now the exact same one equally useless at Harbor Freight for $69.99

  25. ShortBus
    Joined: Dec 31, 1969
    Posts: 916


  26. Maleficus
    Joined: Mar 25, 2009
    Posts: 33


    Once lost my only pair of vise grips (most versatile tool after a block of wood) asked my pops to grab one while he was at the hardware store, he got these instead;
    Vipergrips, utterly useless crap, they don't adjust very well, they have a useless plier mode (thats what pliers are for), they are very awkward to clamp into place, and they don't even grip.

    Needless to say we went out an got replacement vise grips asap.
  27. henry29
    Joined: Sep 5, 2007
    Posts: 2,835


    Craftsman robogrips
  28. bb1970
    Joined: Jan 17, 2009
    Posts: 246


    Any tool from harbor freight. It might work now. But it won't for long.
  29. wizzard23
    Joined: Dec 12, 2009
    Posts: 733


    Barrery powered LED trouble light. You need a real light to find it, even when its "lit".

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