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Hot Rods The Race of Gentlemen, 3rd Annual.

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Dirtyest Devil, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. MrModelT
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    This is about the funniest thing I have ever read :D

    Uncle Henry is correct and to make things easier, I have made up an Excel Spreadsheet for sign-up and procedes will benifit needy Hot Rodders.

    ....and I agree the hose is a good idea.

    :D


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  2. Pete
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    Also bring a shovel to dig yourself out after us east coast Boys bury you in the sand!
    Although last year we got our asses handed to us by the west ... But this year I don't care if I grenade my motor...

    Just looking to have some fun!

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  4. More shit talk please!!!


    Just no fighting. Ha!


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  5. Lowbuckboz
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    Yeah, east coast has this.


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    More knuckleheads, I mean Gentlemen.

    Hey, whoever said Pete was in??? I saw his rat rod the other day. He couldn't get it running. He is a fine looking individual though. I'll think it over.


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  7. mike bowling
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    The" Blindowl"told me everyone had to submit pictures of their cars to Mr. Mel- how about a picture thread of contestants cars??? ( Unless there already is one and I'm to stupid to find it???) Good luck to all, and thanks to Mel and the "Oilers" for all the hard work!
     
  8. All the pictures above. The ones that feature The Race of Gentlemen and have the car and some stats and are in black and white... those are the cars and drivers that have been selected and announced.
     
  9. MrModelT
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    Us West Coast boys are bringin' the fight again this year! You ladies can hash this out if you like at the starting line...

    ...We'll be waiting for you at the Finish Line ;) I know I will. :D
     
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  10. Race City Rodz
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    I love the shit talk! Awesome selections so far, keep 'em coming!
     
  11. HomemadeHardtop57
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    Love that T. Looking forward to seeing it in person


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  12. gonzo
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    I like this.
     
  13. Angry Frenchman
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    Hey John, when did you become a cat guy? your too funny.
     
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  14. plym_46
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    from central NY

    OK before this right and left coast thing gets out a hand, we gotta know where the players hail from! Please amend the car numbers with and E or W suffix, so we know which ones get the application of meadow muffin on the driver's seats.
     
  15. gonzo
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    Just trying to keep my look fresh buddy, you know like Joan Rivers.
     
  16. onekoolkat1950
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    Wow a Joan rivers joke when she's on her death bed that's harsh!


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  17. onekoolkat1950
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    Oh and west coast sucks! Mostly cuz I don't live there.


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  18. Pete
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    Dude, im gonna put some o dat go fast juice down my sippahs......
    Shit I should make sure the motor runs before I start shit talking....ahh fuck it! Your going down!!!

    Mel....you told me if I did that thing in my garage to your balls than I was def. in??? what gives??? AND I even gave you a "hows ya fathah"..... and a reach around.
     
  19. onekoolkat1950
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    The infamous Flaven hairy hand reach around!


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  20. gonzo
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    You really "get" me.


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  21. To bad you east coasters cars aren't half as fast as your trash talk. The West coast has got trash haulers out here with more motor in them than some of these "race cars" Makes me wish I was coming so I could haul out the garbage....

    Clayton and Mike Santiago got this in the bag. We'll be rooting for them from back here. West coast? More like Best coast.


    Hahaha, Just kidding....kinda ;) good luck to all the racers! looking forward to coverage!
     
  22. blindowl
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    Good luck west coast guys ! I'm at 1023 lb with me in it.
     
  23. SUHRsc
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    Man, that's really light for a full body... good job!
     
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  24. '54Caddy
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    We've got @blindowl eating only salad for the next month to get below the 1000 lb mark
     
  25. blindowl
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    Haha , salad and bud lite only . That little T shell probably only 125lbs
     
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  26. HomemadeHardtop57
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    Hahahahaha


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  27. onekoolkat1950
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    Rust is light!


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  28. onekoolkat1950
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    My steering setup must add a 100lbs to your car alone.


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  29. Pete
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    Im bringing a switchblade comb, Palmade and miller lite! Ill cut ya!!!
     
  30. '54Caddy
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    I have my toolbox all packed and ready to roll!
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