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Motion Pictures The Phantom Of Rebel Road

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ryan, Jan 2, 2019.

  1. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
    Posts: 19,501

    from Austin, TX
    Staff Member

    Ryan submitted a new blog post:

    The Phantom Of Rebel Road


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  2. I never professed to be a movie critic but I know what I like and have always enjoyed the old B movies for what they were, a time when the cars, girls and the occasional monster made for cheap cheesy entertainment, sorry but this short missed the mark with this old fart. HRP
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  3. I'm not sure what to say....
    So I'll leave it at that!
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  4. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
    Posts: 19,501

    from Austin, TX
    Staff Member

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  5. Rickybop
    Joined: May 23, 2008
    Posts: 6,915

    from Michigan

    Production quality? What production quality?
    That's 15 minutes of my life I'll definitely have to try to make up somewhere else.
    Thanks a LOT, Ryan.
    I was on the edge of my seat the whole time.
    ...cuz I had to pee.
  6. Cute.:D........Loved both hot rods. It always amazes me though that someone can make a "hot rod" movie and refer to a Model A Coupe as a Roadster. I mean if this were an intentional faux pas written in for the little guy, why didn't the owner correct him instead of repeating it.? Fun to watch, hard to take very seriously. To your credit, Ryan, you did warn us.:)
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  7. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
    Posts: 19,501

    from Austin, TX
    Staff Member

    Cragar steering wheel.
  8. Jeff Norwell
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    Jeff Norwell
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  9. Moriarity
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 20,307

    Staff Member

    weak at best. you would think at the very least they would have cleared the modern cars out of the background shots. and found a 40 without tilt wheel.....
  10. KoolKat-57
    Joined: Feb 22, 2010
    Posts: 3,024

    from Dublin, OH

    I kinda liked it, a little more effort would've made it more fun to watch!
    I give the guy credit for trying.
  11. texdesoto
    Joined: Sep 20, 2006
    Posts: 134


    And the new fangled light switches behind the kid eating breakfast, D'oh!
  12. Just doesn't hold a candle to the old black & white B movies, the hot rods in this movie is what inspires many of us to this day.

    As the old saying goes, when this movie was made I was just a twinkle in my daddy's eye! :D and it's stood up to the test of time. HRP

  13. I liked it. But I also like, fart'en, whoppy cushions, boobies, and put'en baseball cards in my spokes.:rolleyes: I'd give it 2 thumbs up. Cos that's all I've got.:confused:
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  14. 24 Dodge
    Joined: May 2, 2010
    Posts: 706

    24 Dodge

    I liked it for what it was,a play on old hot rod movies. kind of made me smile.
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  15. 2935ford
    Joined: Jan 6, 2006
    Posts: 3,501


    Come on guys........was this a "money-no-object", full feature, Cinemascope, surround sound stereo feature full of top name stars!?

    No, just some having some fun! :)
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  16. Yep. Rough crowd. Probably like the original Star Trek, .... and Lost In Space though .. because it was so realistic. LOL

    Thanks Ryan. Looks like the dad had fun with his kid. Their film. I get it. Entertained.

    Take care .... Dad out. Sh#t to do and such.
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  17. K&N air filter :D-

    I like watching the old B movies, just for old the cars.
    Last edited: Jan 3, 2019
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  18. Bandit Billy
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    Bandit Billy

  19. Rickybop
    Joined: May 23, 2008
    Posts: 6,915

    from Michigan

    Ryan knows we're just rubbing him.
    It was kind of
    Old men in the balcony...LMAO
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  20. Geez....couldn't find a road without double yellow lines?
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  21. rusty valley
    Joined: Oct 25, 2014
    Posts: 2,292

    rusty valley

    i was doin ok until they got the rudolph crap into the script
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  22. slowmotion
    Joined: Nov 21, 2011
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    On the plus side, one of those rides had a damn wicked idle...:cool:
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  23. That’s cheesy enough to sprinkle on your pasta!
    It is a fun movie!
    “ bring your sisters to the top of the hill, to pull the chocks”

    Eugene is a damn pervert !! Lol :confused:

    Good ol’ socials vs. Greasers vs. Rudolf story line ?!?
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  24. indaworx40
    Joined: Jul 1, 2005
    Posts: 153

    from New York

    Yeah, after seeing that in the opening scene, you pretty much knew what you were in for!
    Good intentions, just a little sloppy with the execution. Gotta give the guy credit for trying something in that style.
  25. I just thought of something nice to say...........
    The twins actually had the beginnings of acting chops.

    That's all I've got that's "nice". :eek:
  26. brigrat
    Joined: Nov 9, 2007
    Posts: 5,353

    from Wa.St.

    I usually don't open or respond to any of RYAN"S posts because quite frankly they are way over my head
    & to deep, they actually give me a headache....................................................
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  27. HellsHotRods
    Joined: Jul 24, 2009
    Posts: 1,349


    Chevy tilt column / wheel
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