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  1. sarah mclachlan
    Joined: May 1, 2015
    Posts: 1

    sarah mclachlan

    Hi, this is Sarah Mclachlan. And I'm here today to tell you about a tragic story. It's one of shortage. See, the west coast has sold out of The Jalopy Journal #3 and the westward people have been savagely Mal-nourished of good hot rod content as a result. It's our responsibility to help them. It's your responsibility.

    Look into this poor hoodlum's eyes:

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    You can see the pain and starvation for hot rodding literary gold, can't you?

    The good news is that you can help. You can make a difference.

    John Mearns and Ryan Cochran desperately need a willful person or persons to transport a few cases of The Jalopy Journal #3 from fruitful area of Austin, TX into the wastelands of Southern California. It's not a huge lot and any little bit can help.

    Please, make a difference. Transport a few cases of books for a couple of stand up guys and help the starving people of the west coast.

    Thank you for your time and patronage,

    sarah mclachlan
     
  2. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
    Posts: 19,649

    Ryan
    ADMINISTRATOR
    from Austin, TX
    Staff Member

    Sarah, you have a heart made of gold... Thank you for all you do to support the poor people out west.

    And yeah, can anyone help?
     
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  3. manyolcars
    Joined: Mar 30, 2001
    Posts: 8,420

    manyolcars

    The second cheapest way is to use Fastenal
     
  4. Wait a minute , Sarah Mclachlan, is this for real?
     
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  5. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
    Posts: 19,649

    Ryan
    ADMINISTRATOR
    from Austin, TX
    Staff Member

    Absolutely.
     
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  6. Sara Mclachlan a Hot Rodder, who knew?:D
     
  7. OK...I won't ask for an intro.
     
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  8. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
    Posts: 18,449

    Muttley
    Member

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  9. 3wLarry
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
    Posts: 12,804

    3wLarry
    Member Emeritus
    from Owasso, Ok

    so...the U.S. Postal Service no longer recognizes California as a state?

    yeah, Donna always said I'm a smartass
     
  10. Marken
    Joined: Jun 21, 2010
    Posts: 38

    Marken
    Member

    Sarah, if you ride shot-gun and sing Possession to me, I'll drive down from Wisconsin and do it for the guys:cool:
     
  11. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
    Posts: 19,649

    Ryan
    ADMINISTRATOR
    from Austin, TX
    Staff Member

  12. She's not slow...she's from Canada eh
     
  13. I am dropping off a 1968 Corvette in Austin zip code 78735.

    From there I am headed .... in a roundabout way ... to Long Beach, CA.

    If you can get the box(es) to where the Corvette is being dropped off
    and if you can pick up in Long Beach, CA ....

    Your shipment can ride along at n/c in my enclosed trailer ...

    PM or call if interested ....


    Jim


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  14. Who is Sarah McLachlan? Is this some kind of code?
     
  15. That's pretty funny !!!!!
     
  16. @X38 -

    Not sure if you're just playing along with "the joke" ... but considering you're in OZ, there's a good chance that (unlike us here in North America) you weren't inundated with the incredibly depressing TV adverts featuring (Canadian songstress & animal rights activist) Sarah McLachlan's pleas to help her cause:



    There are literally dozens of (some funny, some not so funny) parodies of her Ads found on the "Interwebs" ... Sarah even parodied herself in this 2014 AUDI Ad:


     
  17. Thanks for the heads up... you are right, we were spared Sarah's ads. I am also unaware of her as a songstress. Ignorance can be bliss I guess.:rolleyes:
     
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