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The Jalopy Journal Hacked - An update

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ryan, Mar 23, 2013.

  1. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
    Posts: 18,676

    from Austin, TX
    Staff Member

    So yeah, The Jalopy Journal got hacked. Some users are seeing all kinds of evil popups as a result. It's a mess or gargantuan proportions. So bad, in fact, that I've had to hire the "cleaner."

    You've seen Pulp Fiction, right? You know that bad mother fucker they call to clean up the dead bodies? I'm pretty sure I got the same dude - "The Wolf."

    In any case, he's gonna start laying pipe on Monday morning and with any luck those pop ups will be gone in short order.

    The good news? Well, the backdoor has been closed... no entrance from there from now on... And, the HAMB was not hacked - just the jalopy journal.

    Thanks for your patience and sorry for any trouble this mess has caused.
  2. chaddilac
    Joined: Mar 21, 2006
    Posts: 13,815


    That gives us exactly... forty minutes to get the F out of Dodge. Which, if you do what I say when I say it, should be plenty. Now, you've got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it.

  3. Mnhotrodbuilder
    Joined: Jul 12, 2010
    Posts: 1,142

    from Afton, MN

    Thanks for the update Ryan. I thought it was my computer and purchased anti-virus software, that I need anyways.
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  5. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
    Posts: 18,676

    from Austin, TX
    Staff Member

    The wolf just came and went. We are clean.
  6. stude_trucks
    Joined: Sep 13, 2007
    Posts: 4,755


    Was it the "Chinese"? Maybe they needed another target after hitting the S. Koreans last week.
  7. IWB
    Joined: Mar 17, 2007
    Posts: 95


    Shit that's all you needed to say negro.
  8. moefuzz
    Joined: Jul 16, 2005
    Posts: 4,951



    The Butler Did It

  9. Rick Sis
    Joined: Nov 2, 2007
    Posts: 710

    Rick Sis
    from Tulsa OK

    Thanks Ryan, job well done, again. Sorry you have to put up with this crap. So many pathetic people out there these days.

    Yeah, that's gotta be it, to much raggin' on Harbor Freight...

  10. Ryan- "Did you hack my site?

    Hacker- "UUUUM...What?"

    Ryan- "I said...Did you hack my site? Where to you live?"

    Hacker- "UMMM...What? HUH? I, I, I..... UUUM..Well...

    Ryan- "Do they speak english in WHAT?"

    Hacker- "What?"

    Ryan- "English mother fucker, do you speak it?"

    Hacker- "Yes!....What?"

    Ryan- "What does Ryan look like?

    Hacker- "What?"

    Ryan- "Say "What" again. Say it one more god damn time! I dare you! I double dog dare you motherfucker!"

    Ryan- "Does Ryan Cochran look like a Bitch?"

    Hacker- "UMMMM...No...What?"

    Ryan- "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee."


    Glad it's all cleaned up Ryan. Thanks for having our back and making this a great place!
    Last edited: Mar 24, 2013
  11. Was his name Winston?
  12. Just a prime example of you can never let your guard down.

    "Endeavor to persevere".... HRP
  13. Thanks Ryan- glad they didn't pee on the HAMB rug. Fuckin' amatuers. Sheesh, wrong movie. Apologies, with sugar on top.
  14. spooler41
    Joined: Feb 25, 2007
    Posts: 1,099


    Thanks Ryan,It's nice to see clear sailing again.

  15. Then kill them:D
  16. 54rat210
    Joined: Jun 5, 2012
    Posts: 390


    No more back door???? :eek::eek: if their painting the front door use the back!
  17. 54rat210
    Joined: Jun 5, 2012
    Posts: 390


    :D made my morning
  18. ESGEE
    Joined: Feb 25, 2013
    Posts: 606

    from Sweden

  19. Tnomoldw
    Joined: Dec 5, 2012
    Posts: 1,563



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  20. Whew! Glad that shits over! Thanks Ryan.Go buy the "cleaner" a beer and put it on my tab:D
  21. I say we get some lanterns and shot guns and go lookin' for this hacker.

  22. mob53
    Joined: Sep 6, 2010
    Posts: 129


    No kidding!
  23. I am sorry, GUNSWANTED's avatar has me so distracted that I forgot what this thread was about...
  24. Deuces
    Joined: Nov 3, 2009
    Posts: 17,610

    from Michigan

    That's a GREAT freakin' movie....:cool:
  25. Don,you just proved that you really are a dirty ol' man,:D,welcome to the club! HRP
  26. What were you saying? I was distracted by GUNSWANTED's avatar. Three or four times, easy.
  27. Buzznut
    Joined: May 9, 2008
    Posts: 2,349


    Sheeeit, me much so, I almost forgot to respond to this thread.
  28. Mike51Merc
    Joined: Dec 5, 2008
    Posts: 3,782


    The Wolf likes to drive fast, but in an NSX. Too bad it's OT.
  29. Torches and pitchforks would be more "traditional". ;)

    Or- like the Pharoes- we could "tie him to the bumper and drag him".
    Last edited: Mar 25, 2013
  30. slimpick
    Joined: Aug 4, 2008
    Posts: 97


    No more back door - that's what she said...

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