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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Kellys Hot Rod Parts, Feb 11, 2010.

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  1. Crystal Blue
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    Original - Classy
    New one - Trashy

    And Little Wing..... it's a simple word, a three year old can spell it,

    it's the, not teh :rolleyes:
     
  2. sawzall
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  3. That is a common typing mistake, I've done it mnay tmies.

    I agree, it is a bit vulgar, and that's coming from a guy with the nicknames "Chili Dog" and "Uncle Perv".:cool: I'd mount her(heh heh) on my headboard, but not my grille shell...
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  4. ironandsteele
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    haha. yeah.
     
  5. Muttley
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    I cant wait to see one in person, its always good to have something to laugh at at a car show.
     
  6. Rehpotsirhcj
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    First, I have to say I appreciate the work that must go into making something like this....and all the best, but to me it looks more like an obscene shifter knob then a hood ornament
     
  7. vintage tin
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    I don't know... it will probably really be the highlight of the tractor grill shell that it is mounted on. ;)

    odds are the car will also have:

    A. Welded Steel Rod spider webs
    B. A surface finish that is called "Patina" (RUST)
    C. Truck Nutz
    D. All of the above

    Sorry - NO WAY!!!


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  8. 32Auburn
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    Ramming is a harsh description, I like "gently inserting for maximum pleasure".
     
  9. thebugbox
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    LAUGH! I didn't see an adams apple... But now that you mention it, her feet are huge!
     
  10. Lose the shoes, make the 8 bigger & maybe...
     
  11. Whisky Bill
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    I'll buy one! Nice job!
     
  12. forty1
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    i glad women don't want a spreader man.." bigger belly,"...

    I think it's just to harsh,..it's hard too argue with Style, not a certain style.
     

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  13. Kripfink
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    I don't think it's a bigger belly the chicks would be after. . . .
     
  14. firingorder1
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    Someone once said May West coud do more with a raised eyebrow than 20 women could do naked. And that, unfortunately, is how I feel. It reminds me of something a sophomore in high school would design. The hood ornaments of the 20s had class, style, an almost indefinable elegance. All of which is lacking in the model. I guess its a reflection of the way the world has gone. There is no doubt that you will sell each and every one. A hood ornament should inspire your imagination (particularly in regards to the car whose hood the ornament is on). Yours regretfully, is nothing more than pornographic.
     
  15. Bravo. Ranks right up there with "truck nuts"
     
  16. mattybear
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    Lose the nipples and the shoes and I am in for 1.

    I think the angle of the pics may be part of the issueof why the propoertions look a bit off.
     
  17. The37Kid
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    Well said!
     
  18. chop32
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    Whats wrong with variety?...sounds like you just need to stop looking at 'em, darlin'!
     
  19. Left Turn
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    I wouldn't mount one on my hot rod.. But I would stick one where the olds logo goes on my '80 Cutlass....

    Now if you took that girl, closed her legs, made her hair flow with the wind, and mounted a 6 somewhere... Then it may find a place on my radiator cap... Atleast until I found a '28 Poncho indian head...

    BTW... Who says coochie now days?...

    and I'm with Brandy fix the boob man!!... And loose the Michael Jordan feet... and the hair really needs to flow... Before you cast it make it right...
     
  20. scottybaccus
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    Not really what I think about when you say 50's Pinup or Hot Rod....

    I'll pass.... right on by any car i see with one....
     
  21. Brandy
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    Oh shutup Gunnar, you know that's not variety, but a terrible rendering of how the artist sees the female form.

    Trust me, lots of women and I have already discussed that looking like a Picasso isn't attractive. I do have to agree with the Mae West quote.....but she was subtly sexy and way ahead of her time.
     
  22. 65 impala
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    i would be interested in seeing somereal life models in that position:D:D:D
     
  23. Anderson
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    If her tits were perfect, then someone would be complaining that no chick has "real" boobs that are perfectly symmetrical.

    Why isn't this thread closed yet?
     
  24. Brandy
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    Oh guess all of your model cars are flawed beyond subtle doubt? No, as an artist I doubt you would allow that. In fact, I know you wouldn't.
     
  25. Left Turn
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    I would actually complain because no "real" chick would ever sit on my radiator cap with clothes on... Let alone naked, in that position...

    Lop sided boobs are cool in the real world...

    But for arts sake... fix that tit man!!
     
  26. Anderson
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    You don't know half of what you think you do about me
     
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  27. 5window
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    It'll likely be closed soon. I expect they'll be fine tuned, cast and will sell. This discussion is basically that the new one isn't fine art and some of us will run it but most won't, thinking it's too crude a casting, too crude a subject, objectifies women, isn't really about hot rods, too ratty/rat roddy or whatever. No consensus will ever be reached. Fascinating though, isn't it?
     
  28. jremnant
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    that thing would look bitchin on the front of a clapped out firebird.
     
  29. scottybaccus
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    Clap is a funny choice of words...
     
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