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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by grits, Jan 7, 2010.

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  1. 325w
    Joined: Feb 18, 2008
    Posts: 5,529


    As the gentleman just ahead said when Bruce are Mr. Squirrel post anything are I see they have made a coment on a post I'm looking at I never miss stopping to read what they have to say. Not to put down what all you other guys post. I seem to get more from what they have to say. Maybe the age.....................
  2. Wait! Wait! Wait!

    So how many Alliance Members are there? How many Alliance Members have HAMB cars? and How many Alliance Members understood the statistics? :rolleyes:
  3. jasone
    Joined: Jun 2, 2006
    Posts: 431


    Wow, I really need to post more....nevermind, I really have nothing worth posting.
  4. hotrd32
    Joined: May 16, 2007
    Posts: 3,518

    from WA

    Makes me think of my Jr High Math teacher who used to throw chalk at my head...... to keep me awake during Math class.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ........:D
  5. bigs merc
    Joined: Dec 8, 2008
    Posts: 183

    bigs merc

    Interesting. really makes you think
  6. slik
    Joined: Jan 11, 2008
    Posts: 183


    how do i get rid of this FNG status anyway? :)
  7. tjackson
    Joined: Nov 17, 2008
    Posts: 164

    from Oregon

    If your bored I have two projects and some sand paper for you!!!!
  8. Chandler
    Joined: Sep 20, 2004
    Posts: 1,817

    from Rowlett,TX

    lol. true true. If your bored on Friday Grits Im going to be cleaning out the garage. Your only a few miles away.......
  9. the bitch is when i try to give advice, 5 people have already said it.
  10. 40Standard
    Joined: Jul 30, 2005
    Posts: 5,834

    from Indy

    yawn... 1 more post for me
  11. Mazooma1
    Joined: Jun 5, 2007
    Posts: 13,598


    I just did my own in-depth analysis:

    24% are not wearing pants when they are on the HAMB
    14% are on parole
    22% think "Moon Pies" are a health food
    31% think that Henry Ford preferred to be called "Skippy"
    9% think that a "quick-change rear end" is a medical condition
    19% are in a "witness protection" program
    98% own guns
    92% do not drink Papst Blue Ribbon while alone
    87% drink Papst Blue Ribbon in public solely to get sympathy
  12. Holy bat snot,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Iv'e been bored before, this takes the cake.
  13. Thanks Mazooma, I was stumped on my math, I figured there were more who drank Papst for sympathy nor did I account for those without pants.
  14. The Hank
    Joined: Mar 18, 2008
    Posts: 779

    The Hank
    from CO

    Odd that user names that start with N have almost twice the %% of zero post's @ almost 100%. What pricks , didn't even post to say Hi.
  15. mtflat
    Joined: Jan 28, 2003
    Posts: 422


    Quote: "N) 1879 members, 1856 with 0 post, that's 98.78% WOW"

    ............So if your user name starts with "N" you won't post?...........

    Or did Nads completely overpower everybody else into silence? Inquiring minds want to know.
  16. Rusty
    Joined: Mar 4, 2004
    Posts: 9,449


  17. henryj429
    Joined: Jan 18, 2007
    Posts: 1,061


    23.62% of FNGs use the term "Rat Rod" within their first ten posts. 37.45% of them run for the hills and never come back. 42.27% develop the necessary thick skin and become productive HAMBERS. The rest don't give a shit.
  18. A 31 MO FO
    Joined: Nov 3, 2005
    Posts: 1,416

    A 31 MO FO
    from D/FW

    Send me $ 50 bucks and I will take care of that for you.
  19. cracker head
    Joined: Oct 7, 2007
    Posts: 968

    cracker head

    God Damn you are bored ;)
  20. buzzard
    Joined: Apr 20, 2001
    Posts: 4,335

    Alliance Member

    Man, that says a lot about how much better this place is compared to "back then". It was fun, but way more and better info. on the HAMB nowadays.
  21. Paul
    Joined: Aug 29, 2002
    Posts: 15,307


    thank you Ryan
  22. wvenfield
    Joined: Nov 23, 2006
    Posts: 5,243


    Yep. It's incredible the amount of information those guys provide. Must reads.

    P.S. I love reading Denise's travel posts also.
  23. dullchrome
    Joined: Jan 15, 2009
    Posts: 987

    from SoCal

    I think I just spent my 15minutes 51seconds reading this post.
  24. bonesy
    Joined: Aug 14, 2005
    Posts: 3,000


    63.4% of all statistics are made up.

  25. S.F.
    Joined: Oct 19, 2006
    Posts: 2,894


    what the hell does this have to do with hot rods?
  26. Hot Turkey
    Joined: Feb 21, 2007
    Posts: 1,237

    Hot Turkey

    3. Average time spent on the site in a single session by all users is 15 minutes, 51 seconds.

    That's very impressive, I bet most forums don't have numbers that high!
  27. fab32
    Joined: May 14, 2002
    Posts: 13,985

    Member Emeritus

    I haven't a clue but I know my post count just went up by 1:rolleyes:

    RustyNewYorker and Pasadenahotrod will be along sortly. If there is ever a reward given for Most Posts/Shortest Time they will have to arm wrestle for the trophy. My money is PHR, he's got what 9,000 posts and been here a year or so.

  28. I looked at who was on the HAMB once and it scared me, there were more non members reading threads than members on line.
  29. rainhater1
    Joined: Oct 5, 2009
    Posts: 1,147

    from az

    What about us that drink BV and water and read a lot of BS
  30. acadian_carguy
    Joined: Apr 23, 2008
    Posts: 793


    The two things I don't get in these stats.

    Why would someone join the HAMB if they never post?

    How could someone have 9 to 10 THOUSAND posts? Ryan I get, I guess it's kinda his job, but the others? Do they not have a life or a job? I am not knocking anything they may be posting, but wow, I lead a regular life, and about all I can spare for time on the HAMB is about 10-20 minutes a day.
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