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The Friday Photo WIthout a Caption Contest

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  1. T-Head
    Joined: Jan 28, 2010
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    T-Head
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    This is todays Friday Photo Without A Caption Contest Photo on The Old Motor.

    We had over 110 entries last week and you can see the five best ones we picked and leave your entry for this week @ theoldmotor.com

    Last weeks photo is below.

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  2. DirtyJoe
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    Did you you see that? He didn't even stop.
     
  3. "I told you padding my arm was a good idea, this time when I grab the pole it will turn like it's on rails!"

    Doc.
     
  4. autobodyed
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    Posts: 1,944

    autobodyed
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    from shelton ct

    "i need to find a new career, this driving instructor shit just ain't cuttin' it"
     

  5. Rich68
    Joined: Jan 6, 2006
    Posts: 32

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    from Warren, CT

    I am certain folks will pay to see that again. It will be great, but we need a stage name, or we'll never be able to rent a car again - How about "Joey Chitwood?"
     
  6. J Twitero
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    J Twitero
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    from Minnesota

    Right turn Clive!
     
  7. 327-365hp
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    327-365hp
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    from Mass

    Hmm, which came first? Good thing that hospital has a drive-up window!
     
  8. mrconcdid
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    mrconcdid
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    from Florida

    " I told you I would break your arm if you didn"t quit hanging it out the window"

    or

    " Right Turn Clyde"

    Godspeed
    MrC.
     
  9. hankthebigdog
    Joined: Aug 20, 2011
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    hankthebigdog
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    from oklahoma

    "How close to THAT pole can you get?"
     
  10. Damn it Earl, you made me drop my beer.
     
  11. Teal32
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    WTF? Was that Godzilla's tail or his schwantz?
     
  12. goose-em
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    from Louisiana

    Dammit woman, my right arms in a cast, the car has a dent on every corner, if I could feel my legs I would so kick your ass!
     
  13. Olds Dad
    Joined: Sep 22, 2011
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    (17 seconds prior to the photo)

    "I'm telling you - roundabouts are PERFECTLY safe"
     
  14. millersgarage
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    I forget, is it arm straight, or arm up for a right turn signal?
     
  15. Perrorojo
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    "Hey Floyd, watch this.."
     
  16. mrconcdid
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    mrconcdid
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    from Florida

    "Moun Back, moun Back" CRASH
    I thought you were watching that side, no I was watching the other side!

    Do you think your health insurance will fix my car?

    "I told you to shut up"

    "Now look what you did, I think I broke a nail"

    " It will buff out"

    We got to fix it before mom and dad get back.
    Lets get some hookers and through a party and charge all our friends
    yeah that will work (Risky Business)

    "Cop motor, cop tires.....my ass"

    "Student drivers suck"

    " I have a friend accross town he can fix that"

    Oh well, we might aswell chop it, drop it, and make it a 2 door while were at it.

    "Friends dont let friends signal drunk"




    Godspeed
    MrC.
     
  17. txtaildragger
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    Did you see that pot hole?
     
  18. belair
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    Your turn signal's broken...
     
  19. rustednutz
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    from tulsa, ok

    Let's just see them try that again, I'm ready this time.
     
  20. T-Head
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    I see a couple of choice captions here already that I think are going to make the top five.....I know the rest of you comics are going to come up with some more great ones. Let's hear em.
     
  21. Arm busted , watch for finger!
     
  22. coolbreeze1340
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    "I said 'Get a load of that guy on the corner' not 'Grab a hold of that guy on the corner' !!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  23. Mr48chev
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    Damn it Billy Bob, don't get so close to the next mailbox when I slug it, look what you did to mom's car last time.
     
  24. titus
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    Im never hanging my arm out the window on the door again, ill just hold it strait out!
     
  25. "Hold on Volks, were making a right turn from the left lane again !"
     
  26. "Good thing I checked the wind direction before I took my whiz!."

    Bob
     
  27. Wooster
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    Wooster
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    from Soso, MS

    "When I drink and drive I drink Dos Equis"
     
  28. deto
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    deto
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    "yeah Sherlock Holmes, that IS how I broke my arm"
     
  29. Imperial Kustom
    Joined: Dec 20, 2007
    Posts: 269

    Imperial Kustom
    Member

    "is that all you got?! Why don't you hit it with your purse next time!"
     
  30. And after all these years, Harold is still trying to teach women how to parallel park.
     

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